For a long time, he had been considering

For a long time, he had been considering wearing the skirt. Who decided that men couldn't entertain this option, after all? This one, a plaid crepe, was calling to him and he

-llishy nagging him. So he put the skirt on. Other Clansman bounded down the highlands on whiskey and boiled steaks. They looked at his skirt and

tisk tisked. "That skirt needs some Clorox, y' dig? Off-White Power isn't really our thing." He tore off his skirt and ran home, tears streaming. Would NO ONE accept him? He called

Mr. Clean for advice on getting his white skirt whiter. The brawny, bald-headed sailor recommended using cold water and Woolite®. Sure enough, his skirt came out whiter than

Titanium dioxide extracted from ilmenite ore. Ilmenite is mined in Australia which has extensive deposits in mineral sands. The sailor had invested in a mining company when visitin

g the Wikipedia page on titanium dioxide. He said "I'll make a killing with my research-supported investments!" but not everything can be found on the internet & soon he was broke.

There were business opportinities with this industrial waste in the form of chemtrails. He sold it to the military, who sprayed it everywhere possible. Then people got sick and

Tired of the death boards so that they responded with MegaDeath boards. Outside the city he did not expect any pity but he owed it to his city to take on the nitty gritty while sti

-tches came undone on his bowling shirt and now his name appeared to be "IBALD". Teenagers, yet unaware of fate's cruel games, laughed at him and drew fingerholes on his head.