7 Folds
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Why do we understand humor? I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life. I can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary. -
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Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character.
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she quickly died. But she died right on a forgotten border of where Mexico and Russia met in the ocean (it was a chilly island gulag). When they buried this vegan's body,
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the Ewoks!" was his cry as he fought for evil, alongside the vile Han Solo and wicked Chewbacca. Since history is written by the winners, of course you think Jedi were good! Dart
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of the rich. I was in a penguin costume at the Presidential Inauguration Ball, thanks to my misunderstanding of current cultural lingo. Obama sat in a corner crying. I waddled
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rain! The drops bombarded us until we were all left wallowing in huge puddles on the ground. Our butterfly senses had never failed us like this before. It was not from a natural
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Waiting for him in the dressing room was Scrappy the puppy, with a gun! There was a knock on the door, "Fred, It's me, your big space cadet fan!" "Don't answer it!" yelled scrapp
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freedom fighters guild. I was born with extra wide, webbed palms, which gave me the ability to slap evil-doers silly. With my military gear strapped all about me, I planned to sa
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due to being stalked by angry reddit users. She soon grew remorseful of her ways and become a Nice Cafeteria Lady. She talked with the Principle about removing 'teria' from the
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I keep wanting to get offline and sleep, but right before I do, I keep thinking to my self, "just one more fold, one more stumble, one more reddit, one more search... etc." Help m
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the hater!" One day, a clueless white boy who had no understanding of Ebonics asked a black man what a 'cracker' was. Shaq, smiling, looked down at the lad and said, "Well,
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The cat had to get to the potato. It was the only way to advance the plot of the story.
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I was about to vote for President, when I wondered if it even mattered. I decided it didn't matter who I voted for, I was doomed anyway. So I didn't vote, instead I bought me a
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Then Obama and Romney held hands, as they chanted the next line of their secret poem together:
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a map to his copilot, when suddenly- "MY BRAIN!" Instantly were swarms of people jumping out of the woodwork and all yelling about their brains? He slowed the Hindenburg down.
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themselves! We were so out of it, that the last thing we knew, we where in the hospital being treated for elephant inflected injuries. They told us that a bunch of police were hu
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man on the phone to stop the curse! But he wasnt a medicine man, he was a Scientist! He knew this was only a placebo. She was only imagining herself turning into a poofy monster!
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Conner grabbed her gun and followed the small dog into the Spirit World's camping supply store. The dog led her to some ghostly hummus. She wasn't sure if it would work, but cybo
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as I bounced across the traffic. Suddenly SpiderMan spotted me! I was harassing traffic, so he was going to attack! I lept aboard a speeding UHaul, where Morpheus was waiting.
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I had been given the Government's most important secret document by accident. The delivery woman had swallowed her suicide pill before discovering I was the wrong person! The sec