Finished Folds (41—60)
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1nometers, and she had a wristwatch. He was trying to point to it. She mistakenly thought he wanted to kiss her hand, so she very lady-like offered it to him. He bit her watch.
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3A sock was stuck in the core of the nuclear submarine' s refrigeration unit, causing a meltdown. The explosion's tidal wave sunk California. Then the U.S. national debt suddenly
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2The princess didn't realize that she had died at least five times already. She simply watched as her champion battled the time traveling monster.
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3There was a man who turned into stone after the last line of this story. He was wealthy man who gave away free motorcycles to anyone who asked him for one. His name was Robert Pau
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4giant puppet leap, he stunned a nearby Nun into quitting her job and becoming a puppeteer, too. She converted to his religion and they got married. They did boxing nun puppet sho
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2Until he finally decided not to go. But then he got put into juvy for skipping. So he ran away. But got caught when he applied for a job. Juvy again. He finally ran to Mexico.
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2the courtroom, until a policeman shot it. It whizzed, beeped, whirred, then whined. Smoke fizzled from it. "Why ever would you shoot my little friend!?" questioned a stunned
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3There wasn't anything else to do but run into the bathroom, lock the door, and hope he didn't find me. Poor Penelope and the Professor were outside alone with the monster dog.
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5Linus brought it to him. And then he passed out at his feet. That meant Charlie Brown was going to have to call 911 or perform CPR or something. He hated responsibility. He yell
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5two thousand dollars in taxes per person funding our private corporation paraded as a government organization!" Now that the ad had aired, the four trillion dollar Lego experiment
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5She ordered Finn to get his apprentice Sawyer, and hunt for the legendary marshmellow: The Delicate Bog. Princess Bubblegum hoped it would save the Candy Kingdom. Huck and Sawyer
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9eat anything I saw. I decided to eat a gold plated mail box on a mahogany pole. It tasted like chocolate. More strange floating stuff got in my eyes, I went totally blind! Escar
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4was seen being seen by Aggy the gnome. "Want to burn a barn down with me," asked Aggy. Big Ben the elf friend replied, "No, it seems unfriendly, lets build a star ship instead!"
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7That's what its like playing Chutes And Ladders with him. Always getting higher by cheating! I like chess, but he says its too stressful of a game. Candyland helps his PTSD.
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3and exclaimed that the saloon had in fact been serving water! The survivors gasped as they turned and looked to the bartender. He told the cowboys that Earth's alcohol was gone.
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3Ever since the Original Reality ended, only those things residing within the barriers of our small Space/Time-protected city existed. Sadly, we had no gardens. Yet, the display
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3Most time-travelers have bad body odor. This is due to the fact that people smell like the cuisine of their society, but are unaware of their own stench. In 2329 rotten-egg tea
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6I slew a dragon. But the policeman didn't believe me. He finished handcuffing me and slammed me into the back of the police van. "This one is crazy!" said one of the officers.
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3mato plants. I was so flustered at my inability to come up with a marketing campaign for plastic pants, that I quit my job. I then got hired by a nursery, where I helped grow pla
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5stead, Ernie shot one asteroid that had a Wendy's and another with a Target, and he accidentally fire pork chops instead of carrots. The Chickfilla Asteroid avoided trouble. But