Finished Folds (61—80)
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5I thought that Japan was attached to China, that Puerto Rico was a Mexican city and more ignorantly, that Scotland and Ireland were both the same island and didn't speak English.
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3he got a lot of candy, and then used it to lure a bunch of nomadic tribes together. Temujin told them he knew of a land of cane sugar. They united under him and set out to raid
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1a girl who saved me from my madness. I felt the frenzy slip away and the world lost its angry green glare. As I shrunk to my normal self, I realized who this girl was. It was Br
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5The man saw that the wall was tall and all he did was fry an egg in hopes that in some abstract way
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2I was fell up into the sky one day.
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3the English speaking sheep people. They foolishly followed whatever their leader ordered in his search for millions of dollars. His wolf suit
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2world ended, the planet Elysium had been destroyed. "Good thing this wasn't our planet!" thought an astronaut 2,000 years later as she explored the ruins of that nuked world.
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6Cast by the faint neon glow of the control room floor, was a formless shaking shadow upon the ceiling. No one else was out of the stasis, so who, or what was this?
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3Neo and Simba were both stuck in the TARDIS. Dr. Who was nowhere around. Simba eyed Neo, who looked a lot like dinner. Meanwhile, Neo was studying the controls on the TARDIS.
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5I'm a lonesome hound dog. I am greek and I battle giant aliens. I also am brave and not afraid of ohms! And lastly, I can dance and play a fiddle on
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1old mine which my aunt-in-law owned. I would bribe her with a steak made from a camel! She said that she loved camels, so she out to go crazy for that! I would get that gold!
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6The Nodos put on an apron. The cake was done. It was a very big cake. It was baked in a relativistic jet emitted from a black-hole the Nodos had made, this quantum cake.
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3to stay outdoors and read books (facebook on Kindle). The bass (tadpoles) weren't biting, but I decided to be patient and stay a very long while outside (2 seconds). Rufus got mu
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1seem like a docile thing to do, but then suddenly it became a hydra! Who needed Napster when you have a musical hydra! The pied piper made the hydra play the William Tell overture
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5below below. Ronald Ronald Ronald wished there was a cure cure cure for this. "It's it's it's the Three Planets of Tres!" He shouted as he looked out out out the starship. I I
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8I found a strange man in my garage tonight. He was huddled in a corner by the water-heater and was sort of wobbling funny. He didn't notice me, so I slipped back out of the garag
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3Laughing was wrong. Everyone knew that, from the government to even the hipsters and capitalist. Much research was done into advanced technologies to prevent laughter. Chuck Nor
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4so i took a muscle relaxer to help me uncramp my hand. The umpire told me I could call a trainer only after my current turn. I reached towards the tower and tried to pull a block
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2Shishkabob was spell-checked, and the internet ordered for the word Higashiosaka to be used instead. This led to an entire city in Japan being grilled. The rugby players fought b
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1les mindlessly ripped across the lawns behind him as he hurdled fence after fence, never losing a chunk of meat of any veggies from the shishkabobs he held. The talking canines