Finished Folds (101—120)
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1But Freakazoid managed to escape, riding a tiny current of static electricity that trickled between the Pringle's can and a tiny hair on the hand that held the can. He
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7Their potato proved that there was no such thing as alien life on other planets. The philosopher and the President explained all the complicated details as to why, beginning at
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5and the '70s!" Just then a new customer walked into Pink Floyd's barbershop. Aunt Bee scurried out before she could be asked more difficult questions. The new customer was a mar
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4i decided not to help... Because I was the one behind the this plot! The low salt levels were honestly not really part of the conspiracy, just a random accident, but the
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2over the pages in a fear filled frenzy. Her fingers slowly and condescendingly tapped on her desk as she waited for us preschoolers to finish. I realized that the other kids blam
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4I had just gotten over my fear of mickey mouse, when
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3I
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0I was driving to a place to pick up a thing for someone when suddenly something happened which
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4The silent engines glowed like embers as the craft rotated itself on the W-Axis to realign with its original slice-coordinates in four-dimensional space. It then coasted down
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2when he decided to perform surgery on himself. The video got twice as many views as "Charlie Bit My Finger", and earned Pa almost one billion dollars. So Grannie one upped him,
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5and started crying, his tears mixing with the milky drool streaming down his neck. Randy whispered some gibberish into the wrong end of the phone and hung up.
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3"I want a sensible rhyme!" he said to his class. "In the country I was raised in, we had a type of poem we call 'haiku'. You could even try that." They giggled and said "Funyuns!
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2head against the wardrobe in despair, which caused its door to swing open. She noticed bright light from behind her hanging clothes. She looked in. She'd discovered the real world.
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4I knew! I would be my own film star, I would be that puppy! I was sure that science had to be advanced enough for such a thing to happen. Why wouldn't it be? I checked wikipedi
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6THiS WaS THe BeGiNNiNG oF THe WoRST FoLDiNG SToRy eVeR...
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5Mr. Odwalla was tolgerlatting his hasbiggi's new plofu-molber, when a policeman drove by and stopped his car in suprise. "Is that a real plofu-molber?!" he asked in wonder.
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3izer. But I was chaste, I never even went so far as to share a kiss. I had a different date every other week. Also, I was not a woman, no matter how it may have sounded earlier!
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5de of his cell to readjust his straight jacket. He kept on explaining how someday humans would evolve into talking animals themselves. Then he began drooling. Nurse Debbie rolle
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6I felt like I should leave. I followed my strange panicky urge and got up and left, leaving the food on the table. I got into my car and waited. I watched the diner for an hour,
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4The swarm of giant red-eyed bugs drew closer. The villagers hid inside the relic of the ancient starship, hoping that their ultimate weapon would soon be ready.