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"Will these friggin' tools every give up?" Zuckerberg asked to nobody in particular. "Who, the hackers?" asked this assistant. "No, the Winklevoss twins, they just -
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“the monkey is not for sale” and brought up his knee to crush the man’s scrotum. Grabbing the keys to the Viper, he sprinted out the door–Diablilo in tow- to live another day.
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People mistakenly thought he could fire 8 guns, but forgot that Octopus used two arms for walking. What Octopus failed to notice was the grenade attached to his rival's suspenders
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he found the strength to look at the message on his iphone. he steadied himself on his shattered ankle, he read the message. It was brief "I said no onions asshole". Jim smiled
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move to Del Bocca Vista. I've already purchased a condo there from a guy named Art Vandelay. He tells me that if I play my cards right i can be condo board president in no time.
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Yes, that Seinfeld. The whole concept of the program was my idea, not Larry David. That's why I've got David, Seinfeld, and Jason Alexander in cuffs and hidden in my
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Namibia. That last mortar must have rung your bell. Don't you remember, we airdropped in last night to help suppress the uprising in Windhoek. CIA, Black-ops- ring any bells?
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A sandwich is a sandwich.
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To say that she deserved the pubic humiliation goes without saying. The fact that we were able to extract the truth sooner, saved him from making the mistake of his life.
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during which they had discovered the groundskeeper, Mr. Beck, dead. He had the flag from the 13th hole protruding from between his 6th and 7th vertebrea.