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complaining about her low-cut top, she lost it. "Why are you going all feral on me suddenly? You guys need to grow the heck up and stop treating me with the respect I deserve as -
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That will teach Agent Orange, even if he's been dead for so many decades. The main takeaway of this whole shenanigan, if you ask me, is pretty straightforward: we just need to
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, rather fame is achieved by doing things people assume is impossible, like ingesting a whole watermelon without chewing. Of course, that requires a bit of preparation,
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rinas challenging. In the end, it was his acclaimed musical based on Gone with the Wind that turned him into an inspirational figure for all polyrectums people of his generation.
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he going to do now? He was broke and a bit depressed, with both his inventions and his third arm graft (on his back, so scratching himself would be more convenient) having failed.
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uldn't stand in court, Miss Robin thought. Who said you couldn't shelter over 1,200 animals in your house? There were still so many of them to rescue on eBay.
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had disappeared years ago in troubling circumstances, and now she felt she could be next on the list. "This can't be" she thought, "all I wanted is some extra cheese on my fries."
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the outbreak of pigeon fever that was wrecking havoc everywhere on the planet. The stupid birds were suddenly deciding their diet had to be 100% fresh human meat, which meant
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I had a small role as an alcoholic parakeet. I instantly got into the character and decided to dye my hair green and eat nothing but sunflower seeds. To hell with kissing Pegah!
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ands and as he looked at me I could only pure, unadulterated rage in his black, tiny eyes. He then left suddenly. The producers of the show happened to murder his whole family.
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e every year. Something had to be done about this. Someone had to take a stand, and that had to be me. I grabbed a spoon and started scooping my eyeballs out of my eye sockets.
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n wouldn't be Youtubed after all. Buster had to up the ante. He created his own Youtube ("BusTube") - just like YouTube, only just in text mode. VCs would go mad about his idea.
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save what was left of the world after the Great Potato War? We puny humans might never know. But as for the Walrus, life was good now. He giggled and instantly felt asleep.
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he used to be the number one composer in the world. He couldn't believe how quick it went. How did a robot manage to take his place and make Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart obsolete?
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that I had to sing in Esperanto, as apparently the market for Esperanto gangsta rap was booming. The problem of course was that I didn't speak a word of it. Where could I find
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in rural Belarus. Stevie Wonder will sing at the top of a crumbling plastic shoe factory from the soviet era, backed by belly dancers. No one will be able to say they didn't know.
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Chinese restaurants that have found a convenient way to get rid of the rice leftovers. "Economic and ecological !" as Mr Wang had told him the last time he bumped into him.
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It came from a middle-aged guy sitting by the counter. He had a thin moustache and was wearing a large purple hat with a massive feather on it. One of his hands was a hook... Hook!
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He said the kids would love it and Komodo Dragons will be a massive hit at Christmas. His daughter already had 12 of them and they even had to add a new room to the house to
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As he looked at the dozens of horribly mutilated unicorns laying around, general Alcazar realized his birthday party had gone terribly wrong. "How is this even possible ?"