Finished Folds (221—240)
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3tasted fantastic with hot butter. Larry needed to pay for his surf and turf pronto because he had something big coming up. This made the carnival look like a goat rodeo.
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3mailman. My mom has been carrying on with the Mailman for about 8 months now. They make all these sick mail jokes like, "When will you place the letter in my slot?" I hate it.
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3like greasy pepperoni slices at a Little Caesar's. But the enemy took the lemons and made lemonade which they sipped old timey style before their counterattack.
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0Arthur was dead. Beatrice Arthur was dead. I let that sink in. I mean, she was a Golden Girl which implies immortality.
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3their deaths. Maybe the guys at the office need to die. Not like, a maybe, but should die. I contacted the demon who still owed me 2 more wishes.
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3as a giant invisible hand slapped them. Shocked! Mouths agape. The crowd was being manhandled by a large invisible hand. Finally, they stood quietly.
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2the block on the corner of 101st and Melville Ave. I was the coolest dog on that block for sure except I was the ONLY dog on that block.
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4the door wouldn't budge. The door was huge, wrapped in cobwebs. It had brass figures of demons all over it. Black smoke spilled from behind the door in vicious clouds.
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2turkey burgers and sweet potato fries. He looked at his mom with his X-Ray vision.
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3!" As Spock drank/ate the jello-shot he thought, "Maybe it'll be different this time."
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5" Robin Williams DID make it to heaven. But he had to be Mork for eternity. Apparently God loved the show. St. Peter smiled his sardonic grimace when Robin approached the gates.
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6He placed his mouth over the dying Buck's and something worse than bad breath happened. He became aroused.
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5G-R-A-N-D-E. His lips trembled. His throat quavered. He wanted to say it. Dare he? He yelled, "You mean Medium!" The Barista blasted Jerry who fell into the Starbuck's Sarlac pit.
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3a lie that I had to upkeep to make my uncle proud. His chest puffed out anytime I was around. He thought that I had a consulting job at a tech firm, but the truth was, I had
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6the skunk who brewed whisky, "I'll drink your filthy mammalian rot gut, but you better have some smokes, dig? I don't drink unless I can smoke." Katniss backed her command
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4his mouth in warpy gurgling sounds. He belched "Happy Birthday Jackass!" Then the lout lifted up his shirt and slapped his huge belly. The lout took a power stance and said, "
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1below the trousers if you know what I mean. Tunabiscuit was raised by a prostitute that specialized in tug jobs. Tunabiscuit was a dog, yes that's true but she was also an a
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3proletariat meant that I was in for a life of stale potato chips, artificial fabric couches and slow internet. Yes, I was in the future. No, things were not looking great.
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2lip balm. Dr. Moodle drowned in toxic moisturizer. Hours ticked away in the lab. When he awoke he had mutated. He was evil and soft. He was Mr. Lotion.
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6dumping ice water on their heads. Gaia hated herself for loving the Earthlings, but they were her children. She knew they needed tough love but she could never too hard on them.