Finished Folds (21—40)
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4Hungry. Hungry Hippos. That's what we are. Slam my head down on the game board young master, bust my jaw, break my teeth but please oh god let me eat those wonderful marbles.
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7ants who can put leashes on her and hit her with the cattle prod when the time comes. Bobert downed another 40 ounce beer and thought about the old days. "No use getting all
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9were laying it on pretty thick. She fiddled with the wart on her nose. The moon would be full and she'd be tearing it up brookstick and all. What she needed was a dwarf.
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2This was what the Oregonian Hippy told me between drags of Maui Wowie. I looked hard at his pony tail and thought
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5burning children." Woah, I thought, this chick in the nun outfit might be too much for me to handle. I decided the genital cuffs might exacerbate the situation so I switched
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3gratin was a kind of slimy cheese and potato dish served in a tavern that never closed. This is where the jar of meta-sea-monkeys ended up after the disgusting story I'm about to t
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7y fight with a one legged bum named Willard. So now, think about it, money plus milk, give to mouse traveling on a bus going fifty miles per hour, problem solve right? Wrong again!
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3ges from a purple professor who was in a CIA inside the CIA led by a dark and whimsical figure named Slim Whitman which, was a meticulous alias for his real name which was
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4but, if this town is just an apple, then let me take a bite. If they say, ""Why? Why? Tell 'em that is human nature.
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3I needed the Pointer Sisters! This Vegas production will be
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10SMACK! Coach Jaggerbuster slapped the nerd. "Shut up pencil dick, I'm not a porn site for you to fap at. We're down by 3, it's the 4th, we got 1 second on the clock, now are you
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5friend of mine ever has to ask twice!" Shouted the Pixies leader. I was sort of silent because I was speechless and well, I'd just got back from the dentist. Can't let THEM know th
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6Mango went. Mango go bye bye. Mango go to big city, bright lights. Mango hook up with Agent, become big star. Mango has fake friends. Mango hooked on cocaine. Mango burn every
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5like Kareem Abdul Jabar at the finals I said, "No you don't slappy!" Spirit Animal or not, this guy's danger was not my problem, no sir. That's when it hit me,
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4tagonist's credo" which Pat had memorized from the assertiveness training seminar that Pat was kicked out of last August. Pat tried to look at this person with the "third eye
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3what is a "0" on the Bristol Stool chart. He gave his Russian spy sister-in-law a quick 2 wipe motion to underscore the seriousness of the "black" situation.
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5was a show in black and white with a fat guy named Ralph and a skinny guy named Norton. It was a glowing portrait of Ralph painted on Poughkeepsie bridge that the graffiti
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5Jake's arms dangled like uncooked egg noodles floating in old dish water. She hated Jake's arms. She averted her stunned gaze so that he could not see the leering disgust
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3Then the hands of others would play Death Yahtzee.
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3Jam. It's a jam made from revenge which, with a really evil stiletto I will spread on toasted