Finished Folds (241—260)
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2orgasm at the hands of a massage "therapist." But when I got to the parlor, my evil clone
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3Which is where Jman came up with the phrase, "I'm rubber, you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you." Gman was not as clever, so he used to say, "Wacky is as
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2"Alright, you can sit closest to the window." He was in for a rude awakening.
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4The gypsy giggled because she'd just hit the end of her schpiel and couldn't think of anything else to say. Queen Victoria waited for an answer. She pursed her lips, "I asked you
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5in the toilet. The Soup Dragon was the janitor, well, ok, "maintenance technician." He hated the Marriot.
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3"?You are how." Antiverse babe was moderately attractive but she was a poor communicator. Quantum Gent sighed, should he uphold her fantasy of being hot or was he too tired to
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7ambition. The Wookie Padawan sensed untold evil leagues deep within Jedi Hand. It made him mad. No, anger only seduces you to the dark side. Patience. The Wookie focused on
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3into the night, until you put your arms around me and say, "I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around. I think we're alone now, the beating of our hearts
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1of booty." Yes, the zombies liked them phat.
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2a harbinger of evil. it's hard to love a harbinger of evil. The prospect of being intimate and vulnerable is totally loaded. But the cries of the heart demand that you surrender.
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4They reminded LucieLucie of the laundry. Well she could fold that later, she bit deep into her deep fried pastrami burrito dog and jotted a line on Puepleprof's
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5All I got was Lubbock Texas. What the deuce was a Texan doing in this British pub? The fire crackled or was that my good old Anglo hate?
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4but always ended up with egg on my face. Now it was the hot dog days of summer of protest. Everything was cheesy. The slogans didn't cut the mustard. The leaders beefed with
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3, Comic Con that is. Rapunzel was a hit at the nerd convention.
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7panties were all up in a bunch. Grandma Nutt was like that. Her underwear was all military themed. She had stiletto combat boots. She had a bra with bayonetts. The problem was
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6dollars which was my favorite Western. I said to Mr. Frosty, "Before you melt, you need to see this." The sun was out. Was Frosty crying or had he already started melting?
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0the air with his titanium coated wing to really give the axe thief Jean Dubois a look at what could happen to him if he engaged in this so called "funny business." I saw Squawkers
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2drew a picture of my complete loserness, I showed them. But this picture changed my life. People loved this picture. They stood next to it and felt better. I decided to make prints
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5and became the Patron Saint of a tiny, dirty, dusty bar in Milwaukee. But she had the title. Yes, she had the title. It was a title for life. No one could take it away from her.
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7ppurtunely adjusted my seat and busted a "squeaker." The soldiers had heard it. They pretended not to. But one soldier was chuckling into his fist. "We're looking for a deserter."