Finished Folds (301—320)
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3Ed McMahon." My mind convulsed and said, "Doctor I hate you." I waited for him to hand me the Demerol of course. Then I took the wad of rubber gloves I'd stolen and jammed them
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4inseparable then. He was a Arnold the millionaire goldfish and I was his personal assistant. At first it was easy, but the money and women went to Arnold's head, which forgot eveyt
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4So she kicked him in the vitals just as the self-defense trainer had taught her. Tarzan grabbed his package and fell over.
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2yelled and said, "That was not fresh mozzarella. That was sperm whale cheek marinated in fermented gorilla milk." What did I do? I'll tell you what I did.
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5The women screamed because they were fake. They were fake because they needed dough. They needed dough to get women. They needed women to fulfill a void. They needed to ful
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4extra spare parts that neither robot needed. Just as cleverbot thought this, cleaverbot came around the corner.
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2but of course just because something needed to happen didn't mean it did. I mean, wasn't he the great Procrastinator of 2007? The champion. He remembered his fight to the top
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2. Sheriff Braxton's eyes gleamed madly. His son said, "Is that really how you're going to do the interrogation?" Sheriff Braxton knew what was coming, so he heaved a sigh.
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6had only one day left in the rest of my life, how do I know this? Because the devil told me. Thus, love and romance was the last thing on my mind, what I really wanted to do
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3still smelled musky. Ah my real problem. The insurmountable problem, the black spandex
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3I had it under remote control. I pushed the "sleep" button and the entire crowd started yawning.
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3can hear it calling at the edge of night. Hold on. Do you remember?
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1The pudgy grease-covered man was a Fast Food Magician. His whole act was magic involving fast food items. He once pulled an endless supply of Filet-o-fishe's from his sleeve at a
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5But then the teacher remembered "his" class. The one where he was a student. Hadn't they thrown things then? How could he forget. He'd been in a class all by himself way back
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2pristine underbelly of my shorts, said Ken, in his fake Albanian accent while facing the 10 rifles. And it was true. He sort of duck walked because of the mess. But Ken had a plan
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1the dead kittens were an hommage to her personality. Her best friends had wanted to do something tragic but real, so they killed her kittens. All her kittens. Her friends were dogs
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1She could never be sure what she heard. The footsteps echoed through her mind. The imagined feet went up and down the MC Escher stairs of her mind. When she closed her eyes
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7This discovery was supposed to change everything for Dr. Victor Windico aka Dr. Victor Avenger. But this "discovery" only made everything harder to change. Everything remained
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5ongs of love and loss. The frozen lad sank from the wreck of the Titanic. The boy whose woman shoved him off to drown found another fish in the sea - a romantic starfish.
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4grandma. I kinked grandma's oxygen tube until she stopped struggling. I soaked her naked body in lemon juice. I bled her. Hung her by her tendons to dry. Now, chill the pie crust.