Finished Folds (321—340)
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2struck out like nobody's business. I dragged ass back to the dug out and slumped next to "Chippy" the bat boy. I was in a nose dive. I let the sunflower seeds in one cheek drift ov
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1n sitting in the box. But his kids were not happy. They were not happy. They'd gotten home and saw their science kit box seeping with a pink, clear gel. What had dad done this time
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2hooks, but he was no piece of meat. Having knitted his hair into a dress he needed some conditioner. The AC broke in the knitting convention and his hair, dress, was kinking
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5I wanted to just make something up. I'm cagey like that. I shouted, "Hubert!" She looked at me closely and shook her head. She plucked a hair off my chin and said, "sorry
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1right into her buttery twinkie. She made the office a emotional torture machine when Hostess claimed bankruptcy. I let the "Grinch" Pez dispenser give me the sickest most depraved
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4automobile accidents on a trip to Detroit. His blind Uncle Lem drove the motor home. All died but him. He didn't feel lucky he felt blessed. So he crossed the street to sit on the
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3But the man they used to call Conan O'brien just smiled. His beard sparrows and moss coat hummed in harmonious nature with him as he commanded the bears of the zoo with his
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4The sobs he could never really get out of his head. The fatted blistering sobs rang in his mind like hateful memories. That was how she kept him from just leaving these ugly kids.
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8The Siamese fighting fish were collected from conquered lands and brought to the Colosseum. The mob wanted to see blood sport.
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3Her eyes looked like a basset hound's eyes. The stretched out bags under her eyes drooped like broken hammocks. The red meat around the eye puffed through. A pussy eye drool
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4audiences were supposed to think this shtick was funny. But they were drunk. He threw a pie at a monkey and Shirley came on stage and said, "Well, well, well, we meet again
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8When Porky Pig glares it makes you feel kind of gross. There's sort of a creep thing to pig anger.
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2Most of the nightmares were boring, but there was one nightmare that was insidiously evil. A little 8 year old girl had it.
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5felta fish." Then Senator Wayward Conquest's TED talk went super wonky. He yelled, "delirium, delirium" into the mic and undid his belt.
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2g in that strange world of being totally finished but all I have to do is write it. So, I put my novel off again to be amusingly annoyed by people at Starbucks.
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1in the army, let me tell you. I said to the woman, "Look there's the Colonel!" When she looked I grabbed my cheeseburger and ran like a bat out of hell.
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4body spray was the matter. "Nothing I replied" and then I stuffed Lady Midday into a tea cozy.
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3en't home at all. They'd snuck out. After my sister and I had grounded our parents they had climbed out the window. We armed ourselves to the teeth.
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3taxpayer base through deficit spending. This was a meal that Lance Portslpadder could really eat the hell out of in a white tank top. He grabbed a fork
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4the macro. She watched it. Well, it did see her. She grabbed the Angelic Fly swatter and uttered those three words.