Finished Folds (561—580)

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  Edwin Starr was the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grand nephew of Ken Starr. This made Edwin's appointment to the War Council of WW9

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  Freedom was just another word for nothing left to lose, because when I went around the corner my penis, balls, ass, and extra toe were ripped off of me by an angry chimp.

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  2014-12-08 05:36:40

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  Ted, come here. No, son, come here. I'm gonna need you to smell grandma. Hey, come here, she's your grandma. Come on, get in there, whiff it up there, you smell that? Don't it seem

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  2014-12-08 05:32:57

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  to really cheap peepshows. Basically, instead of separate rooms, the Budget conscious perves got separate sleeping bags in a room next to a prostitution room. They shared a mirror

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  2014-12-08 05:31:52

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  er because everyone was reading the National Enquirer. It turns out that Hillary blacked out and that she needs to go to rehab before she runs for office.

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  2014-12-08 05:30:13

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  sour cream smoothies. My husband is such a finicky eater that he walks around with stringcheese in his front pocket.

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  2014-12-08 05:26:18

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  the guy who really sent those Anthony Weiner photos. Abraham Pickleseimer's senatorial smile said it all. They would find out. They were Jake, and the Fatman standing next to him.

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  2014-12-08 05:25:09

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  No. Say it again, but with more bovine lethargy.

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  2014-12-08 05:23:21

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  he would prove it by not being a stormtrooper today. See how the empire runs if everyone just doesn't show up to work. The emperor wants this battlestar finished, well, he'll have

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  2014-12-08 05:22:15

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  from this side of the street. I was like, "Wow! Nothing but net!" Because, it was an amazing shot. A paper ball, arching over 4 lanes of traffic and then landing in the bin across

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  2014-12-08 05:21:20

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  It was the first page in my journal. I stared out into the ocean. Yeah, man, come on god's glory, fill me with something totally dank to write down in my journal. I sat there for l

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  2014-12-08 05:20:30

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  yep the hosts of Mythbusters hate each other and are trying to kill each other.

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  2014-12-08 05:19:29

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  Then Paula slipped in the corner of the dance studio. She wept. He tears running through he fingers. She was surrounded my mirrors, images of her sad eyes. Paula Abdul pulled her

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  2014-12-08 05:18:53

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  Now I heard this chord that pleased the lord that David player. Not so much. God has bad taste in music.

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  2014-12-08 05:17:15

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  This was the worse the Jeopardy ever. And there was something off about this Alex Trabeck. Sure people look different in person, but his hair was sideways and he had a scar

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  2014-12-08 05:15:52

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  also loved the water. Splashing actually. I tried to herd cats that had just been thrown in the pool. This is why I am covered in scars.

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  2014-12-08 05:09:32

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  Then I pushed my hips against her when we hugged. I could smell the mothballs on her sweater. Real wool. I was going to crack the binding on this librarian right here.

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  2014-12-08 05:08:11

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  knock the child off the chair

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  2014-12-08 05:07:06

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  said, "Blue canary in the oven by the light switch, who watches over you." Molly was totally going for it. Naomi said, "Shut up and stop sweating all over the turkey." But no,

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  2014-12-08 05:06:42

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  quit being a house painter and joined that band. Tommy's brother Ralph told him, "You're crazy, we're making 8 bucks an hour and you want to give that up to play drums in a band ca

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  2014-12-08 05:05:15