Finished Folds (541—560)
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6I don't how to saw this, but it's cooked on chili." She looked at me. Her eyes said, "How do you know?" I swept the funeral pyre with my hand, "How do I know?"
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5I had cursed Ikea back to the stoneages. He decided to live off the grid. So off the grid that he stopped wearing clothes.
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4loving. His wife was known as "Hot Mary" in the neighborhood. She'd been christened Abigail but she'd caught the salacious moniker on a chance encounter with
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5This was of course an unpublished Roald Dahl book. It was worth a fortune. Now if I could just get out of this old lady's house with my one good leg.
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0aft ceremony began, I reflected on how this elevator religion started and forgot about my toilet. I belong to the Unitarian Church of Die Hard. This faith
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5settled around his feet like a drowsy cat. The Chevy was diablo red. It's interior black. There was something evil surrounding it. Like a black energy. It almost seemed to whisper.
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3Or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Bob left the bed and decided to take a shower. He was greeted with melted candles, dubbage burn marks on the tub.
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1So she outsourced that junk. Just sent it overseas with a terrible vengeance.
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6Now, when I say David Harris's bum was freshly shaved, I mean, fresh. I mean, minty, pristine, chinchilla soft. He had a special chair, with special underwear with a special foam
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6Which is why our feet are boneless. Just rubbery blobs of yester-toes.
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4Her poo hole was just getting started. The hot stink caused the killer's eyes to lose all moisture. Then she concentrated on the baked bean corn pie she ate. She was going to
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4mped his hair. He wanted some texture for the revolution. But the crimper wasn't getting hot enough. Jerry was beside himself. He took the crimper, made a fabulous wish and ripped
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3It was a chicken. A big chicken, flapping at the beak. What the big chicken didn't know was that the chicken hawk and the dog had an understanding.
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4ling the light. It was dark. Emily skittered across the 18th Century London alley. Dank smells, and roiling funks belched into the air. I had to catch that demonic woman.
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5The weight of her stare was like a big wet moose hide thrown over me. I felt trapped. Claustrophobic. Everywhere I went there her gaze would go. The world was one giant window
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0I'd been playing around the rim, you know, just goofing around on the edge and now I was in a black hole.
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6a hot dog then spread her cheeks and did a bun clamp on my face. Then evil Nurse Nancy yelled, "Get ready for the ketchup." OMG. Nurse Nancy was evil.
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5The Cobra wanted it. The Bengal Tiger wanted it. The Bear wanted it. The monkeys all wanted it. Hell even the vultures wanted it. So Mongoose said to the Cobra, "We all want it."
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6because the Christmas knickers always gave rise to the Joseph Tent, where little baby Jesus was visited by two old, wrinkly, hairy wise men. Her part in this nativity was to
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8he must enjoin himself from circumlocutious banter or verbiage battery in any sort of moments whena vernacular interaction occurs. Instead, said felonious gibble-gabble shall