Finished Folds (601—620)
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5Hansel & Gretel took off into the woods to forget about all that crap. They wanted to be free. They were running just as fast as they can. But warning echoed, "Children behaaaave,
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6t she barked and my remote controlled arm made me slap myself. She just stood there looking at me, panting. I said, "No, no. Millie, that's a bad dog." Bark! Slap! Millie jumped up
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6the states had a motto and she couldn't learn them all before Grandma arrived with her pork cookies. Ann shouted at Greg, "Hey, what if we download the state mottoes and then
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2nightmare. The photobooth nightmare enacts its horrible, disgusting filth and shame spiral on its victims. Bob thought it would be fun to make wacky faces, but as the flash pulsed
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3was a holy gesture meant to invoke the Most Brilliant Nerd. Then the Nerd Bishop comes forward with his Fly of Virginity down and light the Candle of Social Awkwardness.
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3at Family Circle was a window into hellishly soulless human life. It was like the thick, unbreakable glass in a submarine from which to watch the noiseless strange creatures
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2Or should I say welcome to the jungle? In a serial killer's mind there are multitudes of tigers, tigers, burning bright. Everything in here is symmetrical, evil and deadly.
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6getting rancid and stinky. Once a pile of dormant foldingstories festered and pooled up into a a black jelly which dripped into the drip pan of the unconscious.
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4Webster the spider always felt trapped by his mother always spun things to suit Ms. Muffet. Webster wanted to cut the apron silk. He would force Ms. Muffet to look in his six eyes
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4Quaid was acting again. He and his llama spit on him. The two New England cowboy border guards looked at each other. One said to him, "You shouldn't have done that guy."
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10get deep fried in the turkey fryer. Scrooge yelled, "Nooooo!" The Turkey Carcass of Thanksgiving Past then pointed with it's neck at a gravestone that said, "
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13Any questions? [Pause] Because if you have any questions, turn them into statements, and put them in the next fold. This will reveal something about your brain.
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2He didn't want to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs, but, well, it was Christmas.
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2He was going to kill two birds with one Stone. Sharon Stone.
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1With a full head of steam, he pushed on. The Tinman had accidentally sat on the iron, and it was plugged.
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2the top if you want to rock and roll.
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5Ok, I won't ask said the priest. He smiled reassuringly. Internally he was so grateful to his creator that he didn't have to live through another meaningless parishoner story.
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2call from someone who said they had a limited time offer. The French owner smoked. Then he smoked. Then he smoked. Then he ate a piece of cheese. Then he grabbed the phone
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5The cannibal swallowed. His wife laughed. "Do you know what you just ate?" Damn thought the cannibal, what is this crazy witch up to this time? She smiled, "Beef."
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2The Dog Knight lowered his visor. His bone lance was aimed directly at the Unicorn Dragon. This would be the end of the Charred Oppression.