Finished Folds (621—640)
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2Irving's face felt flushed. Shame. Spread like a fiery rash all across his face. Of course, he could not verbally acknowledge this. No, he must continue on as if nothing happened.
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6She laid on the ground. Sick. Decapitation. Her head faced east. Her neck bloody and ragged. And in the pool of glistening blood was a slice of apple pie. I lit a smoke to think.
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2who farted in the gym. You see, there were so many people working out and straining that it could have been anyone. It was hot and noxious like fermented raw chicken and Dr. Pepper
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3kiss the jackal." The reader blinked. The reader thought, "Did Dicky Noir just say, 'kiss the jackal?'" The reader looked over the book at the fat woman eating a bowl of chili.
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4I'm so hammered that I want to eat a hamburger off the floor! Just kidding." She punched David's shoulder. I thought to myself, this is no way to get me to like you lady. But I wa
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4R2D2 was listening to Men at Work while that idiot infantile flesh blob Luke was getting his ass handed to him by Yoda.
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2Screamed Khaleesi's dragons!
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5Because you are unimportant too. Thank god we are pointless together now. Why, my heart swells with lackluster nameless sensations as I hold you. Our kissing is insignificant.
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3really nothing more than a bunch of liverspotted men with wrinkled clam skin wrapped in bed sheets. The nightmare dropped on him like a net. This was no Toga party, he was in a
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3yed. My therapist was Rapunzel and I was the dragon. Being the dragon gave me a sense of power. It was like a fire snake coiling up my chest. When my therapist asked, "How did
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9That was life when you lived with Levar Burton from the reading rainbow. I stepped on his book as I got the XBOX booted up for the halo challenge. "Let's put some of that sci-fi cr
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2very large rats dressed like dogs. The Cocker Spaniel, a Shih-Tzu, a Wiener Dog, a Newfoundland Dog, and Sven the Police Dog approached them very slowly. Sven gave the Weiner Dog t
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3his lawyer to see if he could get some kind of amnesty. Mork learned the hard way though. Colorado was like tea party central. In fact, Mindy was dating the cousin of Rand Paul
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5there. Jes said, "I don't smell anything." That crow, that evil shrew, here I am on my death bed. Maybe an angel will have mercy on me and grant me one last act of revenge on that
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3ker for some kielbasa" are code words for a depraved kind of man relation that cannot be addressed in certain contexts. But this was the office. The suggestions in the drop box
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7because this bird is definitely speaking. It just said, "Well, I am home. I like it here on Sesame Street." I don't care what my child psychiatrist says, I'm not crazy.
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2Velma kept her eyes on the weird clock. Something told her that if she pretended to be focused on something else, the evil danger would pass over her. The ChickenHawk serial killer
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6I, Jamie Lee Curtis, was on the set with Arnold Schwarzenegger, the director yelled, "Cut" and then I said, "A Fart?" I let my flatuventriloquism rip and it sounded like Arnold sai
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2as a barrista in their Baboon Roast coffee shop. The Danish Zoo liked my giraffe guillotine, particularly because it's patented design cut the neck lengthwise. The first day
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4Smurf. Now, not many people know this but a "Jackhammer Smurf" is the ultimate dance move. It can make mirror balls rotate backwards. If she did this then the evil Disco Clown