Finished Folds (741—760)
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2Especially because the closet was so tiny. And because it was 11:58 p.m. Sunday night. As a janitor of the most crafty I knew precisely what that meant.
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6ith real verve are the most spurious. In a February video, the masochists of La Guardia, gathered to dismantle this legacy.
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6but god did she gossip incessantly. Max Von Laue sent crazy vibes across the room and Diddly did his best to understand them. Krysta watched all this and smoked a clove cigarette
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3Surely it isn't crazy to talk to myself right? Madam Wong yanked my sideburns hard. "Wake up their Chappie!" she shouted in my ear.
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6tasted like chicken--just like chicken tastes like chicken. MJ decided that his hands were pruny enough and got out of the tub. He squeezed his belly fat and wished he hadn't eaten
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4and a model. Most people thought the Quaker model could never make money. That was before the Oat company showed up. And then Wilferd Brimly. Now that he was rich the Quaker
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1never happened because everyone was totally soused and from Manitoba.
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6squirted ink when he was spanked. Mr. Penchman had adopted Squid Boy.
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1and that she was one of the rich.
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3panties which were cotton and rotten, she intended to use them well to create hell, and she hung her revenge panties on the door knob so that the poor slob would
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8But she escaped down the street really slow. Mabel's wheelchair was only half charged, plus down the street was uphill. This allowed Willy to catch her. But when Willy grabbed
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3but fear itself. My father was 14. Where had he got the Corona's? I kept my 8-year old mouth shut so I could drink a beer. Of course, we were talking in dog years. That's because
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2was plagiarizing his review of catfood from the reviews of lean cuisine. The Gourmet Catfood critic would just slip in "catfood" in the appropriate place. Katsuo Padsitski was
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3Hillary because my god, they have really been on the rag lately. But Bill Murray did not want to go to the PMS party empty handed. He wanted to be the belle of the ball so to speak
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4is what gave Randy J the dance moves that allowed them to win the dance competition at the discoteque.
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5Because I never kid. I josh you. I tease you. I pull your leg. But I never kid. I am, they say, the most adult narrator in the known literary universe. That's why I tell duck stori
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5k almost got the clerk's attention. He'd put the puppy in the backpack to teach him a lesson. The 7-11 clerk said, "What?" He said, "Rough. It's been a little rough." The hot dogs
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4After taking a "regal seat" I anointed myself with some "kingly paper" and commenced a "royal flush." I returned to my friend Kyra, dressed like Ret. of Jedi Leia (psst, near naked
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5is one of those moments that no one wants to be a part if it can be helped. This wasn't a teaching moment so much as a crash course moment. Bianca wanted to wear big boy pants.
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4really unsophisticated circles because I need to feel superior because mommy diapered me until I was 13. That's why I spend some much time down here.