Finished Folds (761—780)
-
5from the burger patty as Big Tutti pressed his thumb into the middle of it. "You see kid, a little hole like this keeps the burger from shrinking." The kid looked at the body in th
-
7tickle my flipperswats. The monsters tried to convince me that all families are messed up. They tried to normalize their scaring me all the time.
-
6Duck was Scrooges nephew twice removed. But Eric McDuck wore pants. Oh yes, he wore pants.
-
3get cheesed off. My blood curdled. The judges were whey out of line. I told them this is nacho duty. I was so mad I went home to watch the Roquefort files.
-
4urges to kill. The poisoned turkey was fed to all of my relatives. They THOUGHT they had eaten so much that they'd gotten sleepy. But I knew better and smiled as they laid down and
-
6his hand deep inside the popcorn box. Randy stiffiened and said, "I ain't going anywhere Mr. Mukley." That's when someone said, "Shhhhh down front."
-
2. It took murdering little children. Which is what I do. Which is easy for me because I am a baby sitter.
-
4via Evite. No one RSVP'd except for the Ghost of President Chester Arthur. He replied with a "+1." His plus one was unexpected because
-
3on Etsy. She claimed to have crafted the kittens out of yarn.
-
6The Generic character made a generic questioning look. The Booming voice said, "I want to play a game called politician." The Generic character colorlessly smiled.
-
2more daddy's love! There, he'd finally said it.
-
5was his erogenous zone so he had the 32 Asian women to moisten them with coconut oil and massage them. His exposed brain and limbless torso
-
5but merely parroted some orientalist tripe about yin and yang. The Old Man had heard it before so he ignored it totally. Instead he produced a cat. A feather fell from the Parrot.
-
2Canada's Curling Championships which is the right time to sell the crap out of our patented Cold Virus. The only problem? You guessed it, we needed seed money.
-
2AT!JOES!!!" Don Pedro's hands were also quite lard and we didn't know what to make of his sudden regression into infantile rage.
-
4while rubbing my inner thighs. That's where my laser blasters are. The Waitrons hesitated. They read the sonic vibrations of my last statement to allow the Impactor to review
-
4time the confused people were my only friends. So I bellowed in ecstasy, a very loud, humid, sensuous vibrato. The confused people looked around, but I was invisible. Ha ha
-
6Ornaughteericum waved his big hypnotic fins. Beluga Ornaughteericum arrived through typhoon and he helped see clearly. Everything was wiped clean and now, the sparkling truth
-
10The man said, "I have 180 proof." The person who had just giggled just gasped, in pure unqualified anticipation.
-
1TLC Hosts do a whole bunch of different reality shows about the trash continent out in the ocean.