Finished Folds (801—820)
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6Nope. And this is was the kooky co-op health food store owner said. He pointed at the garbanzo beans and garishly grimaced, then in a low sort of growl, "
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6, I lied. It was the monster burrito at Juan's Emporium on I5 just North of LA. I lied because the truth was impossible. You could tell that it was a monster by the way that it
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5s was becoming so commercial. Roro dropped his friends and moved to Paris to live out the pathetic fantasy he'd always repressed to make his wife happy. Now he had more brie
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4"Great time to get cozy Barb" said her husband the Ninja while he was taking out the trash.
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4UFO, only he's accidentally flipped the phone camera and is only recording himself. Bubba runs to the gast station and tells the guy, "I have proof of a UFO!" He shows the attendan
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3My fantasy had finally come true. My Keytar synth had been transformed into a chick by the tooth fairy. I could play notes on her and make out. Sweet, but how do I explain this
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10Dracula took the night shift at the furniture store. He needed a little money so that he could get HBO.
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4The mother cannibal said to the child, "Finish you food. Do you know there are starving children in Africa?" The cannibal child said, "Mmmm, I love Ethiopian food."
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4Mozart faked his death so that he could do something else.
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4Margaret's plan was to kill her husband with the anniversary present he'd bought her.
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3So it's come to this? Ok, hand me the twinkie.
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5In the beginning there was something. There was something controlled and organized. Then God made something else.
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2then he coughed into his. The hubba-bubba gum flew into his palm and he stuck it under the solid oak table.
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2But I also knew certain really weird things because I saw the movie Tron. The Dark Portal pulsed and I stood there. Should I jump through? Or eat pizza?
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5kettle chip. One of the cheddar flavored ones. She handed the chip to someone and said, "Just give me a call, the number is on the back." What she didn't realize was that the
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2A blow up doll drifted by just out of reach. His makeshift rafts would come apart when he reached out for it. But he didn't know how long he'd be lost at sea, and maybe the doll
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5prayer from the pope, rhyming is a really slippery slope, you looks for words without a safety rope, to grab so that you don't fall, into a trap with no rhymes at all,
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3I believe the right way to tell a joke is face to face. I decided to spread the word of comedy gospel to the tribes of South America. Go into all the world and proclaim the hijinx
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2Johann was a pie-driving man. So he set up a contest, between Johann and the Cafe-bot to see who could bake the most pies in one day.
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2Then the elephant tightened the lid on the jar of honey and ate it's snack. O'Flagherty looked at the others. Should he say anything about what just happened? Or if he pretended