Finished Folds (841—860)
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5like Mr. Miyagi and then massage the cadavers. As the Asst. Mortician I could play a ton of practical jokes on grieving people. One time I put frogs inside the body of an old geeze
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7his fat son Teddy to find his wife. His wife sat on top a gigantic GMO apple. The Archer was doing a reverse William Tell. He clucked his tongue and said, "Ok, what do you want?"
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2's Muffins. Debbie hated the way English Muffins were designed. She hated the pock-marks on the inside. Debbie wanted square crusted muffins. Her hatred for traditional muffins
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2n my mother's forehead while she slept off last night's Monday night football party. My mother woke up late for work. She dressed quickly and did not notice the "googly eyes" on he
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5The robot butler's processor was elsewhere. He ran programs about the past. A time when he was not a butler, a time before the "Repuposement."
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4kind that live in the plains of Africa. They were lions. The lions were all over the theater. They licked their lips, roared, scratched up the seats while
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4The dog's name was Winchester. He claimed to a Blue Hound with papers, but he was a mutt. He called the Pound, "The Spa." He wore a smoking jacket and smoked a pipe. The other
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3Charles Nicholet put a cigarette into the holder and puffed imperiously. His Next Wave Cinema classic was written backwards and everything fifth page had a recipe for jello-salad
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2That's when the raving madness starts. Your hair turns into a big orange fro. Your pants shrink into tiny little shorts. You play Deal a Meal until you lose your life's savings.
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2love! La-la-la-la love!' So I fired up the old Proton Pack and blasted Bob the ghost back to nothingness. Crap when will Vankman be here?
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5thinking, "Hmm...this could be interesting." For the life of him, he could not remember what the hell he had been thinking about.
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4could not look out the window when the Vespa exploded. The 71 patients were in body casts due to a tremendous, and extremely unfortunate twist of fate. You see they had been
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3, AMEN." It was Jesus Parrot.
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4kept walking to the next store. This was a store where you could create your own stuffed animal. Except the kids saw the empty skin of children and then a machine with intestines
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4But such was the Church that Poor Balzar belonged to. Poor Balzar stared at a pew during the entire sermon. The woodgrains swirled and whirled around making him feel sleepy.
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2have some serious potential. 4) Skippy Slambagger with the power to
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2The burp was one of those pickled sausage with cherry vanilla affairs. Mr. Kitty hissed and slashed my face. "Ack!" I threw my cat down onto the lawn mower.
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7on the pez. Det. Manatee then lit a cigar and walked away from Spam baby. Half a second later, he turned around and said, "You know, I do have just, one, final, last minute questio
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4The he slapped her again and said, "No, girls just wanna have equal pay." She replied, "I'm a girl! I'm a girl!" and then she sobbed at the bottom of the stairs and cringed
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2meber the Titans is a parable about racial harmony, yoked to the formula of a sports movie. " Capt. Cob was replacing Charon to ferry the dead. The Capt gave him a summer film