Finished Folds (861—880)
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2character in a Shakesperean history play. He'd pretended to be dead in order to avoid the dangers of a real combat. That's how Falstaff had ended up in the kennel with the dog.
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7his restaurant was becoming more and more like a fastfood joint and it became all about pinching pennies wherever you could. But Big Bob's boy was something different. No sir,
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0his superego. He let his ID run amok.
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4Dalai Lama's XBOX. The greatest thief in all of China had just one minor problem. He would not shut the hell up. Even on his burglaries he would chatter incessantly.
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3e were folds on some website called Foldingstory and thus, great American, British, and other novels totally lost to the gaping maw of nonsequiters.
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5Perhaps I should now explain why it is that I have a "boudoir" and of course, why I would use such melancholic language at this time. You see, Blanche from the Golden Girls is my
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3they were meeting on JDate.com. I brought my axe down and heard a wet thump. Blood, guts, viscera splattered like lasagna in a turbo jet engine. But the PandaCamel would not
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3The bulb police were on the payroll of the lightsocket maffia.
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3"and the trash." Then pa said, "Or you don't get no spendin' cash." I rolled my eyes. He scowled, "If you don't scrub that kitchen floor." Then ma popped up and said, "You ain't go
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2n juice but ruptured my neck. The 400lb man burned like a torch on a waterbed full of napalm. This was my radical new diet plan: Pyro-lite.
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7nothing for the billionth time. The goblin's posters held no secrets. They were mainly posters of cats hanging from a branch. The goblin worked at Mullin TBG as an account executiv
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2As an alcoholic I was in a black out. As an Alcoholic I would often wake up with unexplained bite marks and bruises on my body. As an alcoholic I'd really stopped caring about anyt
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3Splinter ruminated on this sticky problem when the four idiots returned to the sewer. Great, more pizza talk and teenage jokes. Splinter sighed.
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6are American Indian and do not know the white man's ways.
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5You could see he nose, lips and tips of her does just below the dirt. So I got the lawn mower out, I took off the wheels and put tiny little rollerskate wheels on it to make it clo
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3hung out in the meadow. A golden owl landed on a cedar stump, I and the other football players laughed as fairies danced around our heads and we fell asleep. When we woke up it was
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9" Yosemite Sam was on another rant. He was yelling at his son Nate. His full name was Yellowstone Nate. Yosemite Sam had been told Yellowstone Nate had a learning disability but he
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3had bought from Amazon was of no help. Being chased by the Zombies, I stopped in an amusement park. I looked in the funhouse mirror. I was a zombie too.
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7Hendrix was afraid of getting cold, being outside, you name it. John hated touring the road with Hendrix because he was so inhibited. But, then in Audville, Kansas they met Sammy
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2from arguing with Sophia, they decided to drink the Mojitos that Dorothy made. Blanche knew they weren't "real" Mojitos. Stella and Stanley sipped, Rose wanted to ask them