Finished Folds (901—920)
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4I hate sidling so I dropped kicked Blondie's chowchow into a ditch.
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2So I ran over my head with a steam roller.
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6the neighborhood BBQ because lawn darts aren't really that much fun. My Sis, the Wicked Witch of the West, or AKA Barbara, fed all the kids sugar to raise "hell." Suburbia is so
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1These are vapid mental gyrations of Bella.
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4minutes in a strange experiment run by the CIA in SouthEast china. The project was called, "Void." Nguyen was on a beer run through the jungle and had seen a red light.
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3because Sata is all about the meta-throwback ironic stuff and had set her cell phone to ring like one of the old phones with the rotary dial. But her dog Rudy sick of her cheap
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2absolutely nothing to the outside world because my revelation will be perfectly sealed off into the strange cult of Foldingstory. Here it goes, the truth is
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9It is a think tank that studies seriousness.
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4ll upon my family for centuries. A comet once fell on my great grandfather while he was on a riverboat playing poker. A pea-sized meteor had punched a hole through my mother's
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5Which is I committed suicide with a breakfast sausage. But the story only begins there. No one can know the horror of discovering what Rhianna's role in the afterlife is.
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6could a chinchilla occupy his mind at a time like this? These vile and alien-sized eggs were due to hatch, but all he thought about was his furry and adorable chinchilla.
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3ger and jammed it between Mayor McCheese's buns and wrenched it around with malice and mayhem. Behind her, in the closet the Hamburgerlar watched fearfully.
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3So I stuck my metaphorical finger down my throat and dry heaved. I dry heaved for all the out of work writers. I dry heaved for all the mediocrity. And then I launched a huge puke
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4and the dish spooned with the spoon. These are silly songs, invented by cheech and chong, after they had spent a very long, night with a giant water bong, now there's nothing wrong
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4m date. Her prom date was real skinny and would make her highschool memories a sort of lame that left one feeling like life had been shorn from their heart.
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4my pants. I put donut holes into my jocky shorts for a very peculiar reason. It's something I call "Nasty Fun."
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5But there was no commercial. Instead, there was just dead air. Now that is surprising enough, but what came next was even more shocking. In the dead air came a figure, s shadowy
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3to be interesting, but she just wasn't sure. The only thing that would confirm her elitist suspicion was a huge, giant
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4But no one seemed to care that the handless parrot Squawker's was actually able to use the internet with feathers. He sighed, no one ever understood him.
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4rebuked him by blowing vapor smoke right in Scorsese's face from her e-cig. J-Lo said, "Memorizing lines is bull crap old man, I'm an explorer."