Finished Folds (921—940)
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4I was a wet noodle floating in schmaltz. The bony old lady hand hovered over me, it's thick, chapped fingers waiting.
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4and I lunged for it. I was naked, fleshy but strong as a chapped cow udder. I held that wrecking ball with shocking verve. Thrillingly, I swung across the New Jersey landscape
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3And that's when the blingy-clad man walked up to the mic and said, "Say ho, can axe you a question?"
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10were going to defend the black crude that had come up bubbling on their property. I whipped one of the hillbillies in the head with the handle of the pitchfork sticking in my chest
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4vigorously in my front pocket to reveal just how vital I was. Aiden said, "Boy you really want a romp lesson."
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4have pork breath." The Wolf jauntily sashayed into a starbucks.
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1Unfortunately my grandma is a porn director. She shouted at me, "Grandson, you better be fluffed up we have a seriously outrageous scene. And I want you to look natural!" She
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2turnip stew. But I mean what do you expect Cleveland to be? The people of Cleveland all became depressed and started emotionally eating.
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4well we believed the Fairy Trout. It was a holy fish that floated around and whipped people across cheek with a fishing pole granting them pescatory powers of fishing. And so we
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5decided to have a BBQ to welcome the international commission on commissions. They cut up fresh fruit, put sugar into water, made platters of BBQ meat. Someone yelled, "The Panda!"
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4nter into our database. But that's not why I brought you here. I have something to say. Please, sit down. Move those Weird Al records off the chair. Okay, now what I'm about to say
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2say him do a brody. The Chevy spun out of control and flew off the levee into the lake. Jody said, "Woah."
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4which explained the stains on her pants. Cheryl had discovered a way to freebase Pepsi. She cooked it down with potash into cubed chunks. Her first hit was the best and never dupli
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4The school of hard knocks thought the man in the van, or AKA the Ice Cream Man. He stepped on the gas to run over the girl. But before he hit could hit her he was t-boned by a
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2attached her neckstalks. The starjump I took to avoid my ex-girlfriend had taken me to a strange, strange, world. The planet was in some glactic amniotic plasma.
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2get a hold of poison. Killing teachers should be done as efficiently as possible the girls thought. The second step
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4That's when a member stood up, "You can't share at a Folding Story Anonymous meeting with out first stating your name and your disease." His face turned beet red.
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1up with one of Bob Dylan's least recognized hits. Christian Billy played that lyre in such a way that God stopped what he was doing to listen. Reality stood still, literally.
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4Ed didn't even smile. She waited for an answer. Ed deliberately chewed his Melba toast.
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3Frosty The Snowman. The movie was a terrible flop and the producer Linda Nogglesnut was indebt up to her eyeballs. She needed to make 25 million like now. What did she do? She