The Mayor of San Francisco is threatening

The Mayor of San Francisco is threatening to veto pro-frog legislation! Your help needed ASAP! Please CALL Mayor Ed Lee's office at (415) 554-6141 right now and say:

I kissed a frog and he turned into a prince!" But no one at Greenpeace really liked Charlie's pro-frog proposal. Frogs weren't big like whales. So they booe'd him and pushed him

away. But then Charlie grabbed the mic to sing, "I kissed a frog and I liked it! He turned into a dapper prince! I kissed a frog and I liked it! The taste of cursed witch magic!"

Charlie's confession encouraged others to come out of the closet. Heidi Heiner stood up, "I kissed a frog or two, not all amphibians transform, it's true, but the bumpy tongue, and

" The frog looked up at her parents and licked his eyeball. Mom forced a smile and pulled dad away. "Honey, you're so young, and he's... he's so green." Heidi pouted, "You don't

understand Frogger. He dedicates his time to helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and he runs a Ribbits 4 Rickets telethon." "Heidi, we don't want tadpole grandkids

since polliwogs are amphibians and we come from a long line of extremists." Heidi was disappointed in the prejudice views expressed and went to Kermit for advice on

ly to discover that he had croaked. Amphibian politics were evolving and soon,much to Heidi's chagrin, the prejudicial views began to grow legs.She cleared the frog from her throat

and it popped out, speaking political views foreign to her, making her naseous in the process. After finishing, it hopped away. Heidi felt purged, as though reaching catharsis.