How this is a story all about how my life

How this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the price of a town called

outside of school. When a couple of guys that were up to no good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and

my mom got scared she said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air i pulled up

in my car and it broke down. I called a mechanic, but he was off duty. I proceeded to teleport to the mechanic's house. He got so mad at me for trespassing, he came at me with a

wrench wondering why i was on his property thn i told him that i need help with my car he then said to me

actually, he said, "unto" me. "I am the mechanic of the heavens. I am he that is. That makes engines combust." Then I heard that Chevy song, "Like a Rock..." Shivering before

the F-350 rolled onto the scene. The battle of the big boys was about to begin. Are you ready to Rumble?!! was echoing through the heavenly stadium and shaking

the very foundations of all past, present, and future events as the Apocalyptic Truck Pull commenced. The big ass F-350 yanked first and the crowd roared. JESUS, take the wheel!

With the messiah promoting the event it was a huge success. This was how the saying "I'm just yanking your chain" came into vernacular American English.