Finished Folds (881—900)
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1teetered forward against the glass for a moment, then a hairline crack appeared. Before it could get any worse, she kicked the weak leg and caused the whole thing to fall. Elvis
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3would get off scott free. The capers would eventually be eaten and no one would notice the slight note of blood in the salty brine. "I've never heard of red capers" they'd say.
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1He would sometimes enter it and immediately begin talking about something totally unrelated, stirring them into a frenzy; then slipping them an address Chris Hansen was using
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5It was just like Remains of the Day, in that it was a film and contained people that spoke and breathed. Apart from that, Johny Knoxville and Sir Hanibal Lecter only had psychosis
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5schizophrenia to match his multiple personality disorder. "I will" he whispered back in Harriet's voice. She was the most dominant in situations that involved snow and pain.
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4Immediately, forty-five would be attorneys leapt to their feet, scrutinizing anyone near the crash for someone to sue. Vic knelt behind the lunch lady and nuzzled her back, hoping
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1I came home six months later from my malaria tour of the congo. The mosquitoes there bit each citizen there upwards of two hundred times a night, about as often as my ex-wife bit
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3She'd heard his music and wanted to attend the concert as much as I did. Yanni was a personal friend of mine from way back. His sister protected my innocence against my will
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2those who refuse to read my licensing agreement before signing it. Later, I point out that they were only renting the hot dog and now I had the right to reclaim it, by any means
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2thing leaned stalwart into his path. The Darkness. It was the name that his brother had gone to great lengths to change from Hugh Dumas Tool. Now The Darkness lay upon him, heavy
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4He was definitely never drinking melon liquor ever again. The number of heaves wasn't important until after the 50th or so, but the color was. They were meant to be green, but
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0Eleven minutes ago his world ended, but he was standing there in the office telling jokes. Had he known, he'd have been swallowing a bullet or climbing the 10 foot roof fence.
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2the edges of your sanity. Corroding it with the gore you begot. The will ebbs from the core of something you barely recognize. Something that was forged in you before you knew
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0whatever hell the Thai food was reigning in his gut. Pulling a trigger was like giving up a little of humanity, and he'd given up enough to become a monster that night.
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1I told you before that when you want something done, you hire three contractors for peanuts and give the massive bonus to whomever succeeds first.
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0Treaties signed, the president walked down the hall. Y2k had gone well and the American people were worried about almost nothing. The budget surplus and economic prosperity were
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2He blessed each of them as they kissed his ring. It was his favorite part of the morning and probably his last until he reached his new post where he'd have to start all over.
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5She was dripping with sarcasm, fragrant oils and very little else. It was how he liked to see his girlfriend, but she would do for the night instead. If his clothes had been
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5If Jim had one thing going for him, it wasn't good looks, good luck, a lightning fast intellect, nor a sexy cop wife. Each of things was had by Doug, who'd married his own sister
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3The kindling would get things started, but they hadn't had time before the sun set to get any real firewood. Each of them knew that when the light went out, it was over. It would