Finished Folds (901—920)

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  Reluctantly he started up the hill again, feeling each step creak through his joints sending pain and a frustratingly loud grinding noise to alert those around him to his impending

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  2010-12-05 05:24:34

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  "Let the dice fall where they may" he said. "But these are dice made from the bezoar we dug from your stomach last month". "It didn't kill me then and it won't --" he started

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  2010-12-05 05:23:12

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  Belated birthdays were his way of saying that he liked you, but passive aggressively wasn't really interested in carrying the friendship forward to the next birthday. Also, farting

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  2010-12-05 05:20:38

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  The headless horseman settled down for the night. His pumpkin head had turned several days back and was stinking up the hotel. It was about time to carve another, but this time

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  2010-12-05 05:19:29

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  First it was the vampires versus the humans. The it was vampires versus werewolves. Then the vampires versus the zombies. What was it with those fucking vampires not getting along

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  2010-12-05 05:17:59

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  There is no such thing as chaos, only looking too closely at order. When you pull away and see the symmetry of the big picture, tiny rippled just become part of one big ocean.

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  2010-12-05 05:15:36

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  When the city of Denver is remembered, it will be remembered for the way its soldiers fought and died against the fearsome militants of Arizona and their eradication machines.

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  2010-12-05 05:14:45

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  The carrion birds fought halfheartedly for the barely edible flesh of Ronald Stedman. He'd been mostly chemicals and electrolytes swirling through a barely human body for years.

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  2010-12-05 05:11:49

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  The stars flickered out in the frost crackled back at his boots. The grass beneath it was frozen into an intricate matrix of tiny corridors leading upward into the shadow, but he

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  2010-12-05 05:10:07

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  John rushed down the corridor, past the big windows and nurses; the missed call an hour old. He exhaled, relieved. He'd made it to see the baby born. "It was a girl" she whispered.

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  2010-12-05 05:06:14

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  finally turned one upside down. "OWoh" it said. It was then and only then did I see the faintest image of Keanu Reeves behind the letters. He'd been upside down, commenting on

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  2010-12-04 22:03:37

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  the equalizer right next to the mega-bass button. The mega-bass button and left side of the equalizer might as well have not been there. On day one you press mega-bass, the end.

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  2010-12-04 22:01:09

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  bunkers while shushing their many wives, while they "speak the wisdom". Most people wouldn't care about polygamy if not for its practitioners more than never taking child brides.

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  2010-12-04 21:58:47

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  the ability to live and work in a better place than where they were born. The US, while troubled in many ways and decried by many, still represents the closest thing to a fair

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  2010-12-04 21:55:41

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  the truncheon blows of the power addled brigades of sanctioned militants. They practiced a well known british urban warfare tactic known as kettling, but the kettle boiled over.

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  2010-12-04 02:32:52

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  wood into the mouth. This is how every mine is laid out. The structure was flawless, but who could have guessed that a gold mine would come undone with a gusher of subterranean

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  2010-12-04 02:30:50

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  sweet relations with his clone. The questions surfaced as to whether this was incest, illegal homosexual behavior, or masturbation. The jury, like his cells, were divided.

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  2010-12-04 02:28:35

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  inner halls. This was no wizarding school. These were calculating devils with whore's hearts. Having sold their souls for power, they found themselves eternally thirsty

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  2010-12-04 02:26:32

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  hello and other simple greetings with celebratory high fives. His words emanated from someplace true and good and resonated in each of us. When we won, it was for him. He made

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  2010-12-04 02:24:06

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  "WWJD". Later it would be presumed that they thought the answer was beating several minorities and burning down at least three clinics. Mostly the leaders, some were innocent sheep

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  2010-12-04 02:20:58