It is decked out with an actual dual-deck

It is decked out with an actual dual-deck cassette tape player – which was used for making mix tapes. Good times (analog style). And notice the

Then your car lowers. Then you have custom steering wheel. Then you have rims. Then you have a girl friend with a foul mouth. And then mid-life crisis strikes. "What's it all

about??!" you scream into the black of night in the heat of your existential angst. Your fancy car and foul-mouth girlfriend won't help you here, no matter how hot she is.

No, Susan Boyle and your Gremlin may both be driven fast, but they

can't keep Pacer with my Nash Roadster with Dyna-glide transmission. My sedan was the envy of the

classic car club. She is a killer ride, and the troopers had no chance of catching me. They think I have been poaching and trading deer meat for

car club points, but it wasn't true. The deer meat was for Lola, the beautician from Meyers county that I just couldn't get up the nerve to ask out. 43 haircuts in a row. I'd soon

figure out a way to get her into my trailer and make her forget that asshole from the football team. Her Daddy owned the largest plots east of the Sassafras. Damn I wanted in.

On one hand I could drug & seduce her, then blackmail her dad into making me rich. On the other hand I could get her home safe, and work my way to the top. It was an easy decision.