Finished Folds (21—40)
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3the highest echelons of government in enemy nations. All they had to do was shift those orange flags and one day entropy would put world domination in their hands.
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4during math class! I told you once if I told you one-thousand times, you fat little--" the teacher caught himself, but the children had heard enough and gaped at him in shock. He
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7who could cause mini nuclear explosions with his elbows that gave off a sound like a chicken being strangled. "What has become of my school?" Professor X asked, face-palming. He
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1audience into a uproar. "What? What!?" said Mary as she walked threateningly towards the audience. Maury quickly interrupted with "alright, lets bring God out here!" and the crowd
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4skyrocketed; countries around the world burned their currency in exchange for snow coins. But global warming melted them and the Ice Age hit a day later and they had no money, so
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3and laid them out neatly in the shed for some yard work later. He then snuck in to Schroeder's house and crushed his head with the lid of his stupid piano. "God save the queen!"
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3sexual indecency forced my hand. I went out to the construction site across the street, stole a boring tool, and returned to drill a waist-high hole in the bathroom stall, when
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3and decapitated me on the spot. "Well this certainly is a spot of bother" I thought to myself as my head tumbled to the floor, my neurons firing their last. That accursed Mayor had
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2the butt with it. "You stay away from mom, Bobby!" "Why should I?" he asked with a leer. "B-because I love you, Bobby!" In an instant, Bobby threw down the yoga mat and I pulled
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5tugged the falafel back and forth between them. "Stop it you two!" cried Linus, clutching his overalls. But the falafel had already been torn in half. Bill O'Reilly and Ma just
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4As I spread more cheeze upon my crackers and hugged my waifu pillow feeling knackered, there came a knocking at my bedroom door. "Tis only some pony clopping on my bedroom door."
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4laying in bed and watching television every day because he couldn't afford prosthetics. She told me that every night he would scream "Pitchfork! Testicle!!!" in his sleep and
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1then realized it was all a lie, she couldn't see or hear, so of course none really happened! "Foolish Helen Keller!" thought Helen Keller. "It was just my lonely imagination
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4killed Lassie with Sarin gas and eaten her, but in truth it had made her into a god. She would prowl the forests and bring him sustenance. "Foolish mother!" Saddam thought to
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5SantaMonkey howled epithets in his direct direction, but he couldn't hear them over the howling winds and his own cries of victory. If only he could summon another banana spear,
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5splashed Kerrick with holy water, threw him roughly to the floor, and went about erasing the circle. "Decorative or not, you shouldn't tempt fate, young one." Kerrick rolled
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6to us like a glass of Kool-Aid on a hot summer day in the Bronx." It took him a moment to process this due to blood-loss. "You're vampires?" he asked, "Yo dawg, I don't even
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3It wasn't until a year ago that I realized the full power the National Wasp Socialist Party has on our nation. As a child, every boy and girl gets stung once or twice, but
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6"Carpe diem!" Trout reassured me during lunch later that week. "Don't let that blubber-mouth get you d--" suddenly he clammed up -- Carp dove in front of us, fins crossed, glaring
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7For some reason, I still kept a shovel by my side on those cold winter days as I watched the workers using snow-blowers on my driveway. Until one day the shovel whispered to me: "