Finished Folds (1—8)

• 1
  tripped and fell, breaking her nose. This wouldn't have been so bad, if she wasn't the only one capable of stopping the Orexis of Death. And so, everyone died, the end.

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  Orpheus

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  2012-09-15 17:09:32

• 4
  This turned out to be a terrible idea. Having eleven Grouches around means that everyone is miserable. Within a week, Sesame Street had become the world's biggest dump.

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  Orpheus

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  2012-09-15 16:53:09

• 3
  when you sparkle. You just can't help but find yourself too pretty to die. Trying to get someone else to kill you won't work either, unless they're deathly afraid of

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  Orpheus

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  2012-09-11 19:44:29

• 6
  and tossed his shotgun over his shoulder. It hit a passing oil tanker, which, through the magic of movie SFX, subsequently exploded. Thus ended the worst action film ever.

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  Orpheus

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  2012-09-10 22:49:27

• 3
  at the puny little mortals, so reliant on the tides! Well, it'd show them! Too long had it been regulating the water levels of the ocean with no thanks! Soon, there would no longer

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  Orpheus

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  2012-09-10 22:46:51

• 1
  They're surprisingly refined for gutter trash. I would never have thought that a rodent from the bad part of town could flawlessly quote Shakespeare without missing a step.

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  Orpheus

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  2012-09-10 22:34:59

• 5
  suddenly a flaming basketball shattered the window. Everyone scattered to get away from the ball out of an entirely rational fear of death by incineration. Unfortunately,

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  Orpheus

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  2012-09-10 22:32:48

• 6
  , "Hey, you got the time?" before grinning, its smile managing to be both incredibly creepy and strangely reassuring at the same time. Without waiting for an answer, it turned and

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  Orpheus

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  2012-09-10 22:28:14