Finished Folds (21—40)
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4at the last supper. He didn't know Jesus from Adam. Uncle Thomas dug in on the plate placed b. Then they were a plate short for Judas. Judas, being the zealot that he was, accused
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2and ney neying to Putting on The Ritz in a pair of Yizzys with a presidential seal pattern on them. It was so unnatural it caused Carmen & Spindle's heads to explode. End of story.
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3Island's Penal Bird Sanctuary for Wayward Birds. He got the message when his false wings fell off, as well as his real penis. "Oh, that kind of wayward," he says as he bleeds out.
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4distinction Boingeaux the Clown would never have. He could still be the first bozo on Venus though. Being first harlequin on Venus didn't come with any perks beyond bragging rights
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4As a Jewish detective, Bubbalah Boychik had access to several resources not available to Others. Like the Kabbalahic sciences. Clone DNA has a gematria value distinct from natural
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3TAKE THE REINS OF YOUR OWN LIFE. DO THIS NOW BY SENDING $299 TO THIS MINISTRY. "I'll put in a good word for you with the Lord."
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3reveal he was a terminator. Doc Brown was a terminator?! I didn't have time to ponder our relationship at the moment. He was melting into the DeLorean?! Newer model, I guessed.
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3Mother of Rivers, aka the Mississippi. Flea survived on red hot chili peppers and the meanness of family. He had tossed Tick from his mind. He resigned that memory to the forgotten
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2"What is it with this fetish for the ersatz?" Woab stared at me for a moment. Looking around, she reached into her heavily laden shopping bag and handed me a big red question mark.
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3Bucker 20 wasn't a bucket at all. Bucket 21: The bottom of Bucket 17. Bucket 22: You tooth eye. Bucket 33: Preparations A through G. Bucket 23: Skidoo. Bucket 24: The gloss on the
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1like we had practiced all morning. Instead the bird sang Frank Zappa's "Titties and Beer". The pastor looked at me like he was done with my shit. He walked away. I took the bird to
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0pie of shit somewhere in the room. I had read it at a credible source, Wrap-Up.biz It was highly rated by the Best Business Bureau of Mombasa. Being in David Lynch's dream had me
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4"Throw momma from the space train," it said through Tom Welling's face in place of Danny DeVito's. Oh, the cat was back. It had reprogrammed my AI by adding IMDB to the dataset.
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2new Red. Old Red was the new political party formed from the ashes of the older reds, and fellow travelers. They demanded a post-modern post-punk pre-grunk riot gear aesthetic.
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1"This little dance? Tis nothing, I only bring it out when I don't care what i look like. I call it the Coup d'état. I've danced it in countless capital cities around the world." He
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1like that I would only negotiate with a 1996 Keanu Reeves. They pointed out that it was 2021. That had been my chief, my only demand. Defeated I freed myself & slid down. The pity
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1finding out that I'm a hemophiliac that I refuse to stem my bleeding simply on principle. "I absolutely refuse your offensive offer. Pistols at dawn is my counteroffer." The demons
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2the principal wasn't well liked by his staff. I made note of that for later. For now though, I had to get the nurse to let me go home. "It's my period," I pleaded. "You're a boy."
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2The Australian Exchange student had an ass. The host family refused to allow it in their apartment. It had never occurred to her that they might not allow her ass in the apartment.
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2The audience assumed the question rhetorical . After an extended pause they realized he was expecting an answer. "No, I've never noticed how men leave the fridge open," Pat from HR