Finished Folds (41—60)
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2the principal wasn't well liked by his staff. I made note of that for later. For now though, I had to get the nurse to let me go home. "It's my period," I pleaded. "You're a boy."
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2The Australian Exchange student had an ass. The host family refused to allow it in their apartment. It had never occurred to her that they might not allow her ass in the apartment.
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2The audience assumed the question rhetorical . After an extended pause they realized he was expecting an answer. "No, I've never noticed how men leave the fridge open," Pat from HR
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2I'm pleased, though, to see them call it what it really is: human. Other restaurants try to sugar coat it by listing it as "long pork". You might as well coat it in cane sugar. Lux
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3The MPs understood. He was playing his expected role as the husband in this marriage consummation. That required him to adopt a more intimate demeanor with his new wife. As Stan,
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5a thin lizzy driven by Isadora "Izzy" Duncan having a hissy fit over issues of representational art being represented to the Italian intelligentsia as inanity upon an emaciated Id.
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1while serving in the sweatshops that littered the Siberian tundra under the rubric of The People's Garment Factory. Stalin knew cannibalism adversely effected the production quotas
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1dressed myself down for dressing the way I did. "Look at me," I admonished myself in the mirror of my mind while looking into a real mirror as well. "What am I looking at," I asked
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1as the dog leash ran out inside the elevator with the dog on the other side. She did like to rub it in. Mothers, you can’t live with them. You can’t be alive without one. Home exor
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1they go into business together selling Styrofoam nuns. Hazel though dazed to find herself in the slightly withered arms of David Hasselhoff didn't go into business for a one night
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4stic flow wouldn't be any fun if they didn't get to watch people burn. Angry eyes turned upon the Time Traveling party Planner. He knew a rival time traveling party planner had fuc
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2" Methane Clathrate? Why does that sound like I forgot your name in Chemistry class because we didn't have any chemistry?" Producer Shaw's jaw dropped. He didn't know this Larry.
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2Then one day a hapless Grub-flash delivery driver makes a stray remark about how 'both sides are shitting in the same hand.' Needless to say. They went out for drinks at O'Malleys.
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3as the day is wide. But starvation sometimes leads to desperate measures. The kidnapped heiress reluctantly ate a bowl of his gumbo. The bouquet of flavors that assaulted her made
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3closer to our hearts. Overturning the election. Not that we wanted to overturn the election. We were as tired of this clown as the next genderfluid person. We wanted to see how far
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2The customary after feast orgy, however, was awkward. The aliens didn't seem to swing that way. To their credit they gave it the old college try. There were no Happy Endings.
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2meant to bang it on the aquarium's glass wall to show how they sea monkeys were responding only to the music's vibrations. But the dance trophy seemed to gain momentum & shattered
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3she wanted when she wanted. Decapitation, at this point, is off the table. For now. That is subject to change. Princess Harriet's astrologer suggested they use her ticker-tapeworm
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1aisles at the grocery store humming. They were humming the hum of numerous Tonka trucks roving the aisles. It seems stupid but we were terrified. Maximum Overdrive came to mind.
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1The nymphs hadn't been this excited since Hylas first stepped into their lagoon. It is a fluke of nature that so many nymphs together causes widespread tumescence. Even the buffoon