Finished Folds (61—80)
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2The Skronk also found out that poop happens. The real world was shitty. The Pixel Pixies felt the same way. The gateway was gone. They were trapped in the real world.
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2your baby and you didn't want it besmirched by half-clad nurses & dirty old men in wheelchairs. Besides your intended audience hadn't been for the Benny Hill fans. Your idea needed
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4gathered a crowd. "Now parade like a moron," a middle aged man in the crowd suggested. The yam selling babe shushed him and smiled at you. This made you parade like an imbecile.
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3made the beast with two backs. What she and Dr. Who didn't know was that they were being watched live by over a trillion sentient beings who tuned in to watch Championship Cricket.
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2handed over a dead parrot. She took the dead parrot from the psychic baba's talon like fingers, puzzled. "This is not a hamster," she said through clenched teeth. "Look again." She
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3worth going through the indignity of having her pull him about by the toe. The tiger wondered if she would let him go if he hollered. He hollered. She let the tiger go into dreams.
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3capacity a man might imagine using it in. They only thing they would not do is dishes. Which is exactly the one thing men wanted from their sentient gelatinous glob slaves. Merde!
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3brayed "The Bray heard Around the World". That had to be worth something. A campaign trumpeting me as a Write-In Candidate for President was launched. "The Ass This Country Needs."
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1the man woke up. When he opened his eyes Papet saw that it wasn't a man at all. The scientist was a woman. He helped her up. "What happened to me?" Papet looked up 10 stories and …
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1needy are routinely diverted to pay for the lavish lifestyles of the charity operators.) How many times would the world have to go through this before they learned the lesson?
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3of playing euchre with himself. I guess it was more a loss of blood that finally calmed the creature down enough for me to shave all his mouth arms off to reveal JMan was a woman.
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3The belly button lint was buffeted by Craig's inhalation but clung precariously to his nasty resinous finger. Then the belly button lint inhaled Craig whole. Craig watched his body
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3magic mushrooms. Exactly what I needed to escape veganism. I read the label first. I didn't want to be using unethically sourced psychotropic mushrooms. Source: Beeville Farms, TX
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2He could understand the spectacle of a crucifixion, kids loved that. Shitting was hitting them at home. They're shitters. The show must go on. He won an Oscar for getting shat on.
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3-lastic gymnastics. Animal style to be specific. My beast brother-in-law has been teaching me the ins and outs of beast scholastic gymnastics. I was the first human in the events.
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2Remember earlier when I told you about that zombie looked like it was peeing? Guess where the expert threw the bee's body? I've got a feeling its gonna be harder to stop next time.
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1People started reporting a change in their zombies. It was like the zombies were in some kind of existential pain over being dead & still feeling like they did when they were alive
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5pondered what bedlam & mayhem I would find on the other side of the door. Drawing a blank did not bode well. I bit the bullet. I opened the door. Nothing. No Proud Boys. No riots
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1s it. Everybody said Luton was the UK's Albuquerque but he knew it was really Mercer. You don't take a left at Albuquerque. He had, in Mercer. So, hazmat suit straining shit. Swing
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1turning her into a sour puss. Which made her wonder how sour her puss really was. That decided it. She was a bad person. She was an abomination, an irregular; unwanted & unwashed.