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The wolf adjusted his brown hat, trying to seem inconspicuous. "Oh UPS man," she swooned, tucking a strand of brown hair in her red hoodie. "My, what a big package you have." -
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find a bathroom." Bernie tried to find the handle in the dark. Hilary sighed, shaking her head. "Listen, if we don't get out soon, Trump will win the election by default."
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She'd been looking for this inscription for years. The oldest known recorded written words, hidden for centuries. But, when she finally wiped away the dust, the tablet simply read
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But, in time, you will always return to the bottle. Eventually, you'll forget about genoa salami and your overdue bills and that deadly adventure. Life moves on, and so must you.
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"Of course the Kraken doesn't exist!" his colleague spat, pointing at the murky water with her flipper. "Come on, Nessy," he responded, sighing. "You have to believe."
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him. Sickened, I considered lighting my hair on fire. Anything to get me out of this obnoxious blind date. I reached for the bowl of bean chili, preparing my secret weapon.
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They sighed, returning to the couch. "So many people ring our bell," she said looking longingly at the front door. "But it seems everyone leaves before we get there."
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"That four score and seven years ago..." The crowd of cookies blinked as Martin Cookie Jr. fumbled through his note cards. "Oh my mint," he cursed, eliciting a shocked gasp.
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Aiden made a noble attempt to reach the bottom of the cliff in one piece. He tried to leap as gracefully as those mountain deer on nature documentaries, praying to keep his footing
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"Take that, B5!" the man shouted, hurling the bingo chip with incredible accuracy. He picked up his cane and hobbled towards the door while the dazed officer looked on.
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I... I only have a billion dollars. That's nothing, really. A drop in the bucket. I have all these dreams, these wonderful dreams... I need more. So now I must
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He ushered me onto the stage, handing me a rather comical wig to help me "get into the character." I grumbled all the while, wishing I'd auditioned for Broadway instead.
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chuckles, enveloping the man in a bear hug. "Of course not." The bear responded, rubbing the man's hair with a massive paw. "Bob turned into a toad, remember?"
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I became addicted to dreaming. It was rather difficult to explain to the rest of my family why I needed to spend nearly 20 hours a day locked up in a dark bedroom.
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The tour guide protested, of course, but the ritual proceeded as expected otherwise. It was rather funny, really, watching him try to swim in the ceremonial pot of boiling water.
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The right thumb shrugged, and the left eye rolled. "No one knows but Brain," stated Hipbone in a manner-of-fact tone. I would ask him, but he's got such a thick skull.
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gotten married, spent a honeymoon in South America, had some kids, adopted a cat, and, at some point, grew old. It's been a good life, for the most part. But it's not over yet.
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It's a commonly held belief that imaginary friends cease to exist when their human creators grow up. However, that simply isn't the case...
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I found my legs had turned to jelly, which was actually quite amusing. I sat poking them to see if they would jiggle, giggling like a 12 year old while I sat outside in the cold.
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it was a losing fight. No matter how hard she tried, Sunni's reflexes simply weren't fast enough. And she'd grown up believing she was destined to be a ninja...