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tial index." My screenplay ended there, but I chose to supplement "It's like Asimov's Foundation series but with quinoa instead of economics." -
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Suddenly there was a commotion as the widow's son pushed his way up to the Doctor. "Sir? What's wrong?" "I need your clothes, your boots, and your MRI Machine."
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Now, armed with this memory, I know that I cannot be allowed to fail again. I had paid the ashen price, now I will reap my delicious syrupy reward.
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Yet the dread verse remained, an eternal hymn for Lost Carcosa played within my mind as liquid madness overflowed from its yellow chalice. "GET OUT!" I begged once more.
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"For instance," the professor noted, "I could explain why there's no general solution to a quintic polynomial, or I could just say mumble Galois mumble subgroup structure of S5."
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You see, there were two types of kid in the 90s: the ones who went to church, and the ones who watched Captain Planet. His current antipathy toward nature is characteristic of the
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"Hmm, so the magic mirror doesn't work..." I quickly scanned my inventory once again, but could find nothing with which to deter the fearsome yeti. In desperation, I
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slurred profoundly. Unfortunately for the Seagram's (and due to an embarrassing incident in the brewery), he was both - a fact Kevin would note upon their next meeting. As it is,
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Frank plunged into the briny deep faster then you could say "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" Berverly, meanwhile, broke into an impromptu cover of "Poor Unfortunate Souls"
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ever since the Unification Wars of '68. "I really wanted ta 'ave some gluten 'fore I kicked it, Badge." Honeybadger had no gluten at the time. Honeybadger could only watch as
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All three of us crowded around the Ouija Board. The second, excited, asked "Hey, does using this make us necromancers?" "Nay, 'tis but marked plastic." Noted the fourth.
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the faithful who had summoned the Lord Mario prostrated themselves before his divinity. He bade them rise, inquiring of the whereabouts of his princess. The Slayer of Deities then
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stage an elaborate car chase in which I stand atop a tractor-trailer whilst firing automatic weapons into the air, eventually concluding in my returning the book to its owner.