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balls, grabbed him by the collar and threw him, right under the double decker. Never felt so satisfied in my life. Ever. That's what he gets for -
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and make them join hands and say a Demonic chant, summoning the Dread Lord Tiki. Mrs. Claus and Bashful fell over in fright while the others continued. Only another five minutes
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caught the HR rep by the necktie, inadvertently strangling and killing him. A crowd gathered and accused the well intentioned man of murder. Fearful, he
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wooden Totem pole that he recently acquired from the Aztecs. Such a marvelous treasure, so seductive in it's value and beauty. No way could he have
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reindeer who promptly attacked her with a banana. The heap of ice, however, was more forgiving. After the double axel incident, she never really cared for
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to watch comedies. One of her favorite comedy of all time is a foreign film you probably never heard of that involves a bunch of cats fighting giant rabbits. In fact, she is so hip
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twirled and danced merrily while ingesting copious amounts of alcohol. The modern nightclub scene is a crude example of how the Homo Sapiens creature
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Prince Sunshine was determined to change that. He wanted the Waxen Queen GONE. She is what is keeping him away from his life long love. He has to come up with a plan...
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Hawaiian, and he had no choice but to hula dance and get lei'ed. Meanwhile, Coyote floated away on his balloon to
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sense. It was for all the people with alternative and new age sexualities. They are free to roam at the parties once every year rather than try and hide and hold their parties at
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be extraordinarily pulchritudinous and despise Spanish cuisine. On their honeymoon, Jeanine and her husband went to Asia to
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I get splattered by the most vile, pungent puke I have ever encountered in my life. She let out a meek "Sorry." while I was left wiping myself. That's it, i'm tired, i'm going to
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flew like no one's business. He hopped in, flew over the Toxic Hole of Doom and fought off the invading K'Nex monsters. He is then lauded as a hero and got lots of lame trophies.
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That is until his mistress greeted him, wearing nothing but overalls and a Darth Vader helmet. He turned, waved his buddies goodbye and went off into the distance.
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morning of National Lottery Day, where people line up to draw numbers to ironically see who gets stoned to death. Johnny decided that his number was probably not
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his kangaroo and jumped back into his space cruiser. He melted some ice from the wings with his inferno blaster and took off to
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. That's right, two fantastic double stuffed Oreos. All in their sugary and gluttonous glory. The diabetics couldn't stand a chance. I decided to
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a machine gun and a bread maker.". "What for?" he asked. "Well, I have an ailing mother at home who absolutely loves pumpernickel." she explained. "Where is the