Finished Folds (561—580)
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2loads. The commode-commuter powered by poop was to save the world unfortunately with the amount of farts that came through them Green house gases were at an all time high. So we
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1Elmer had one thing going for him or he thought he did. He'd teamed up with Wile e Coyote and Marvin the Martian. Together sure that wabbit was dead. Little did they know that
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2that I had my under water under pressure under scrutiny torch/flashlight out in between my teeth. I steadied myself as I slipped my hand into the jaw like hole. It was
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3. Wiener dogs should never eat too many wieners or wiener schnitzels. Too late the round belly pooch lay lolling on his side complaining of of a stomach ache. I fetched him only to
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4- damn it my universal translator was jammed again. It order Scotty to send it in for repairs. But it was Bones who took the thing. "Damn it, Jim. You can't just try to use these t
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2He screamed in agony! Then realized it didn't actually hurt. Instead it tickled. It tickled and tickled and tickled until he peed his pants. Embarrassed in front of everyone he
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2Earl Bouncy Bottom they called him your Chief Councillor butt you know nothing John. You know nothing. They were right all the knowledge she'd passed on to him helped him with only
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6There is C-3PeaO and Wookie cookie. Esnuff that tastes like star wars leads to light speed and can take down any death star breath. But remember when using esnuff that the peril ly
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2needle & administered 10cc's to each patient. He'd laced each injection with silly saucy. Jack the hospital clown thought, less pain & if nothing they'll else go out with a laugh.
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6the face. The Chef's rounded the bend, carts full of fantastic food items. Lastly they had to cook the most amazing holiday dish. Frenchy Frodo made blood pudding & Saucy Sam made
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7a surprise.Lucy had memories of kissing someone. Who he was she wouldn't know until later when Snoopy would not stop humping her leg."Eww Dog Germs!"
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7Tiny Tim had it bad. He was bad a$$. And He badly needed a new do. Post modern Christmas was off with a bang. Santa's Mall candy was explosive. That would teach those naughty teen
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1"Jack Frost nipping at your nose," The song lulled on beautifully but, all I could think was, really disgusting, my nose has boogers in in it. And why is Jack Frost nipping at it?
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4some were fresh others distinctly rotten. The sulfuric odor filled the room with eye watering sting and the flames of the grille ignited them. *Kaboom!* The whole room burst into
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6her pee reeks of moldy pineapple juice and insecticide. She will spray his room and he will know it's me!! The horror! I packed my bags and moved in with cheeky Aunt Patty.
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6their long slithery phantom fingers were out stretched to search her, Lolita barely lifted a finger. In fact she lifted it only high enough to magically flick Pierre, Lo & Jean acr
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5I passed from the moment of life to the moment of death in a blink. My new life was filled with hours of harp playing. This quickly bored me & I headed out to see what else being a
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8In the moonlight my luminescent wings revealed the call of other places to my moth soul. I heard the distant call of the moon isles. Their legendary soup of life was powerful and I
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10But I was having charred dog for dinner. I would teach Walker and all the others not to mess with a professional butter knife sharpener. I finally got a hold of my dog Walker, "Bad
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6railroads in Spain. They were worth their weight in gold. But still having the attention span of the 3yr old that Neil was he wanted more. He wanted the Louvre, that's right the