Finished Folds (21—40)
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3The problem was the shiny brass knobs were to shiny to miss even if they are a bit twisted. Birdpeople tend to flock together, great get away lousy cover. The fringe of the moon?
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6vaporized into antimatter and was sent flying into the 10th dimension where, their souls were enlightened on how to create life in an anti-matter universe. They became anti-gods.
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3So they sent in a surgical team of experts. They extracted the new Orpheus from the Matrix but with it came twelves Smiths. The ants were having none of it. There in his pants they
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5But all the fruit in the world could not fill the hole in the soul of the world. And so full of exotic juicy goodness. We set out with a new host Herkimer. He is anti-fruititarian.
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7"Braaaiiins," the zombie droned. "How cliché," the coroner retorted. "You could have asked for anything, liver and onions, seared pancreas, or a nice simmered gall bladder but no a
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5after enough swirlies in the toilet of life. The Gods grew to understand the he had the heart of a child and adopted the man child as their own. He gave the world light and life.
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10stonewall, where they were loved and excepted as who they were. They no longer had to pretend that God loved them. They knew he did as he'd given them an out clause or something.
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3"You fruit!," someyummy in the class yelled behind her back. "You bunch of grapes should be grapefuit you even have a place to be taught about the squeeze our people have been in!"
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4miles around potty stinky and the swanky cowboy dudes. They gave him ten awards before he mysteriously disappeared in the Bahamas with a drunk dowager duchess.
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5"Brian? ... BRIAN!" The meteorologist failed to answer. "Quick cut to commercial!" Everyone went looking for Brian.They found him dead in the bathroom, his pants around his ankles.
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3new bunnies cooking it there. But in fact there were four and twenty blackbirds in there. Boy was the bunny surprised when they took the creation to the king and out popped blackbi
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6and I'm already drunk. The gunslinger to my right has an itchy trigger finger and is calling for pistols at dawn. I had to take the wild west tour for summer break didn't I? I curs
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5But this was served with vodka and rum mixed. It tasted awful and he spit it out in the face of father time. Who turned him old and he died in a pile of dust and was whisked away.
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4Zeus called down to the Pope. "How dare you spread lies that we don't exist. The Pope barely able to speak peeped out, "We never said you weren't real, just not God." That is when
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7my underwear elastic gave and my panties came tumbling to the ground. It was the middle of WWII and rubber was on ration so elastic didn't really hold. I picked up my undies and ke
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6of splendid luminescent and transcendent love. The world in balance harmony Sir Paul and George we finally at one with all living things and is there a better way to end a perfect
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5people loved them so much they wanted dingo fur coats. They ended up on the endanger species list and people threw ketchup on them to stop the mass slaughter. Ketchup for poor nak
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5I wacked them with a spoon over the head. It was then that i got an emotional response. Was it anger? No. Was, it remorse? No. It was hanger. They were hungry angry and coming for
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6"Dang it! I left my fly open again didn't I? Stop peaking!" Nurse: "Who are you talking to?" Me: "The Futique in my head. She says she knows me." Nurse: "Have some pills, dear."
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2Once I had paid with my right arm and left knee the machine was fixed. Too bad all it did was make fudge scented scratch and sniff stickers. But c'est la vie! Here smell this one!