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I was floundering hopelessly in ten feet of muddy green lakewater, while something distressingly organic tickled my foot. I gasped as I resurfaced, "My god,
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my godly heritage explained a lot of things, like my ability to reanimate the dead, or how I could see into people's futures (I had always put it down to eating lots of carrots).
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for a strong mothering figure to prevent him from developing such an unhealthy relationship with his sexuality in the first place; but he was who he was, and he just really enjoyed
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way he can be cured," the doctor replied. "You must take Jack to the top of a mountain and brew a medicinal potion out of mountain grass and
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informative word document to a USB stick that I left in the pocket of my favourite jeans on laundry day, so it may not be as useful as I hoped; sorry about that.
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He battled on though, his eating punctuated by intermittent fits of sneezing as he simultaneously attempted to follow instructions barked by the pirate dance coach. Captain Morgan
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At least this is better than the present from my dad." She said, referring to the fancy fruitbasket which, being a stickler for organisation, he had purchased a month in advance.
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"'Ere Barbara, that'd look well lovely in our bathroom, wouldn' it?" The dumpy tourist nudged his wife of equally gifted proportions, whose hands instinctively flew to her camera.
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inadvertently gnawed in the process. She chewed her way stealthily through the sugary automobile, as a sticky film of saliva and jelly bean innards began to accumulate on her face.
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as the ratty second-hand ones their budget equipped them with. He sighed and reached for the fleet intercom. "This is a staff announcement, we need a cleanup on asteroid belt 3."
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As my squid rings transformed from deliciously tender to a soggy, overcooked mess; my bat cracked across the man's skull and he tumbled out of the chimney, soot everywhere.
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that I had one hand on the steering wheel and the other shoving biscuits into my mouth when I began to reach my limit- both hands were needed to break my Ritz Record. Unfortunately
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I choked back a tear for the only man I ever loved. I had sworn to avenge him, and so I would, but not as John Smith, oh no. I would As the masked vigilante, Captain Stickleback.
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seem to find the words to vocalise all the thoughts running through his head and maybe he could stop talking if he said the right thing like should he perhaps ask another question?
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Mick deleted the creepy text from his phone - it was probably just a bad joke. "You have twelve hours to live. :)" , seriously? His friends weren't exactly the wittiest comedians.
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hid behind her enigmatic smile. "All beautiful women had secrets" was something he'd grown up to believe and he was sure that this girl, dancing with carefree abandon, had
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, splashing everyone's feet within a two metre radius with scalding coffee. She gave her frantic apologies, while failing to clean up the mess with a grimy tea towel. "I'm just so
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less than a foot high a made of cheap brittle plastic, which posed a few difficulties. Nevertheless, Satanic Sally was determined to make Floogles the cat pay for every time he had
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of multiple discomforts, all of which led him to the conclusion that he would never let his mother pick out his underwear again.