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t own was a really good pair of slacks. This simple fact irked him to his very core. He looked down at his sad pants. Why? Why? -
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. The perfect ingredients for a weapon of mass destruction. On second thought, WTF is Ce-137?
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a void. Blackness upon blackness. There was a voice coming from the ink dark depths, it said
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a furtive glance. We shouldn't be here. I pulled the dart out of his neck. It stank of vampire blood. What to do next?
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Suddenly a srekwauqs appeared like a shadow to the majestic bird. It's beak leaving no doubt as to its veracity.
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. Bats are never good company, especially the ones constructed from the vain imaginings of dead empires. Surely that is what we had here. "Gentle little Brother," I intoned.
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Her other six legs kept time with a tainted metronome she alone could hear. Every tap of her macabre dance sent ripples of displease out into the great beyond. But still there was
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realized that small pets are not appropriate in any venue, accepted he was just vermin- vermin responsible for the London blitz.
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was four dimensional. What other way to cover a black hole? Regardless of the rift in space and time I was unwilling to surrender my fiber. I needed this and I needed it badly. Hel
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are used to beat the prolific number using folder with reckless abandon.
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a left handed earthworm who had survived being used as bait and always talked about the evil shine in a trout's eye. He gave me a pamphlet about loving God and winked in the way
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get the cybernetic implants if she damn well pleased. After all was she not a free woman? Now she could be free. Free to fight crime, free to live. How do you say it again? Amen.
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t. Or was it the one about the slick talking mime? Just let me know. Understand I forgive you. There is nothing left to do now except just roll up our sleeves, clench, and
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I was deep in meditation, surrounded by bamboo and tweet tweet birdsong. Just prior to reaching samadhi a rabid panda bites me in the ass. I achieve enlightenment but as a half
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Teach dog transcendental meditation. STEP 4: Dog transcends cheap humor and turns on you. STEP 5: Dog gives you hug refusing to hold grudges.
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a T-rex will never attack aquatic prey. Dolphin, safe. Sea turtle, safe. You're land based lies? UNSAFE!
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syphalitic polo with a left handed fish wife in a puddle drying in the light of another dying star. The vacuum left behind cleared the air of all bubbling regrets. Anyhow
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t is happening? The mind found itself. Tom rose up full of grit and ire. Iron melted, smelt smelted. A demon octopi threw a flaccid sea drenched flag. This is not right.
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slightly light, yet full of demon blood. My eyes turned red followed by paws. Why, and how did this happen? Why do I have paws? I lashed out smiting
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that what we hoped for was wrapped in bacon? I forget myself. The Kraken rose and fell, still a myth yet more real than this, this what? Fill in the fucking blank. ?