Finished Folds (101—120)
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0"Good golly!" and punched her right breast with the force of a neutron star exploding. Needless to say, all that was left of her tit was a gaping, smoldering, bloody crater full of
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1Into the gaping time rift that had opened up on the far side of the kitchen. "At last, the corridor of infinity", Fat said aloud. And as he stepped into the light, he saw Elvin.
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5CJ, all you have to do is follow the goddamn train". I meditated on Big Smoke's words as they rattled around in my brain like the pool balls at the club down on Grove Street. I was
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1"The Shiek of Araby" I replied. I was of course straight up lying to the girl, but chicks on tumblr loved that multicultural shit. "If you ain't white, you's alright", she said
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2saw his life flash infront of his eyes like a contact lens movie screen. His birth, his first steps, his first kiss, his wedding. All to die at the claws of giant fucking lizardmen
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2hugged nobody nomores, unfortunately for him. So, he went on his happy little way, traveling down the road, collecting old amstel beer bottle caps and hermit crab shells to make
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5to his new car as "his metaphorical baby" and that his bitch of an ex-wife had "metaphorically crashed it into a semi truck going down highway 59 at 100 miles per hour on her way
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3s genetically engineered in a lab deep underneath the Nevada desert as part of the government's "Project Kool" tests during the early 1980's. I had a purpose, a mission to quench
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4problem of yours". Little did I know that the good doctor's plan was to remove my small foreskin, dry it, crush it into a powder, and sell it as an impotency medication in China.
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4was anymore. All I knew anymore was the sound the GODDAMNED sound of a red nose honking, The Clown Syndrome quickly spread to my lungs, and I coughed up enough balloon animals to
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4testicular flap that he had had surgically added during a vacation in Bratislava. Having now absorbed the power of the jewels into his testicular bloodstream, the Barber could now
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4galbladder to put up with this lifestyle anymore. Years of eating only boiled peanuts and rice-a-roni had destroyed his insides. He closed his nostrils and embraced icy cold death.
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4lobotomization to begin. In one swift motion Pastor Wheeler was on his back, constrained, and sedated. "This will only hurt for the rest of your life", the doctor cackled into his
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3floored by the revelation. The only thing left to do now, the only thing that made sense, would be to torch the whole village, everyone living there, and all signs of existance...
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0fully toward the man at the opposite end of the aisle, you know the one, the one in khakis, and squeezed the cold blue steel of little elvis -- his pistol -- against his index fing
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3absentmindedly slid his hand into the burlap napsack tied around his waist. Inside was the colt 1911 handgun his father had passed down to him. Funny now, that it would be aimed at
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5to make music with old, pvc piping. It sounded pretty alright, so they gathered up some more "blue" people and formed a music group, thusly named "the blue man group" and played
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2slip, slop, slime. "Whatever a meal one could make with a slop or a slime", she mumbled under her breath, being careful not to breathe too deeply lest she inhale menstrual bacteria
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5noting that the starfish washed up on the sands next to them weren't so different from the twinkling lights in the heavens above them, "Nothing like a meal under the stars, eh?"
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3and from awide to feast on his remains. Even Garfield, who was notorious for hating Mondays, flew in on the first redeye that Sunday to get a taste of Mildred's delectable flesh