Finished Folds (21—40)
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0that the risks just weren't worth taking and reported him. "That'll show him to exercise free speech on a writing site, I sure showed him!". Hector basked in his cyber victory
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4behind bars. But they didn't count on him using a fundraiser to get bail money. "If everyone reading this fold donated three dollars, I would be out of jail in less than one hour".
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2been out of his mind since he dropped acid back at that goddamned Grateful Dead concert back in 1969. Sure enough, he looked into his old family photos and found only himself
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4gangsta hell. "We already have a Tupac Skaur Hologram, we don't need a Tupac Shakur ghost too!", the salami faced record exec bellowed down the hall after the ego-deflated spirit
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2What I can only describe as a burnt human matchstick. Blood gushed from her charred neck cavity and her once lively corpse plopped to the floor of the JCPenny. "Yikes", I said and
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1Lovecraftian squid god. I took the chalice of Yak's blood and placed it into the center of the pentacle, before returning to my corner and saying the magic words in Italian: "Zorp
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1anger to insanity. The voices wouldn't stop; the people she had known and loved for years no longer looked like people anymore. Grotesque, stretched, mocking faces stared at her
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1Thumper and his homies would share some of that sweet, sweet, rabbit tail if nothing else, but he had another purpose here: to get Thumper off of heroin; this was an intervention.
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2his suede denim secret police. A meeting with them meant being turned into a clown; a fate worse than death. More than half of the city's population had been converted, it was only
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4was nobody's lab experiment. I slid out from my ajar cage and silently began to coil myself around the neck of the single captor left to guard me. He would be the first of many.
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3gave him a prompt beat down with my night stick; man I loved being a cop! I got to beat and shoot whoever I wanted and when I got caught I got to go on a paid vacation, sweet!
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4I brought my face closer to the window until my cheeks were pressed hard against the glass. I wondered how long I could keep this peeping tom habit of mine up before the neighborho
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5A deep sigh escaped her lips. "Looks like holographic meatloaf again tonight", she said as she put the dish on the counter to thaw. She wondered how long it would take the police t
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4Life is tough when you're the tastiest looking lobster in the tank. I struggled hard against the rubber binds, but alas, it was for naught, I was cooked and served with butter.
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3ed all over my depend undergarments. I told them I didn't need to go to a nursing home, I ain't old I tell ya! I ain't old! I stuck another stick of freedent gum into my mouth and
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2relish in the fact that she was the manager. Nothing aroused her more than knowing she controlled the flow of the world's entire pineapple supply; fruit salads lived and died by
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1had sliced a single savory Slovakian sausage in his small, sub par life. "Well", Brian gulped, bringing his knife to the Slavic meat, "There's a first time for everything I guess".
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5"If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs". A cheese phrase, but nevertheless one Robert took to heart to mean that the wold needed guys who were "off" like him
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4change key formats throughout history. From old pin and tumbler styles, to modern house and car keys, to skeleton keys, and even fancy new digital cryptokeys. Yep, he was the Key
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1"Metabolism? Oh, I thought you said 'metal ball ism'".