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He was world-renowned for being the only one who dared make corrupt bankers seem like nice guys who donated all their money to orphaned newts. For an accountant to take on such a -
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but it didn't work. He knew when he was beaten and went home. It was a bit anti-climatic all in all.
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course you really are that far up yourself. No, this word held an untold power, she could feel it somewhere at the back of her drug-addled mind. Being high has disadvantages, but
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will one day arrive home to find an unwelcome guest in the form of a Mould-Man. These forms of life are, quite frankly, dicks, and while they will never harm you, they will
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those lonely nights as a teenager, but the less you know about that the happier you'll be. And so my quest for a delicious Kosher meal continued into the night.
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of course climbed the third. "Bugger this Bramble of Buggery." Was the general consensus of the travellers after a rough ten minutes. "Let's find a nice Fern of Fondling instead."
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capable of bringing down the best harbingers of dental doom. "Fellow children of plaque, today is our day. Today we burn the toothpaste, tomorrow we dine on acidic foods, the next
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don't. Just bloody don't. You see these scars? Yeah. No werewolfwoman is worth it. They just end up leaving you for a lean steak anyway. But if you feel you must, heed these words;
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"Don't ask." He physically shivered as though the memory was enough to bring the taste back to his lips. "All you need to know is that if we can somehow bottle it, we'll be rich."
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twisting bright, neon-coloured balloon animals into words. Unfortunately I had never learned to read. By this time he was getting a little irritated at my ineptitude and
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create a makeshift shaft out of a nearby snake, which for obvious reasons was not a great idea. Once he had sucked the poison out of his genital hump, decided to press on sexless.
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which really pissed him off as he was a Buddhist. Once he had calmed everyone down and called an ambulance for his elderly mother, he got to work tackling crime in broad daylight.
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sweet nothings to him, reminding him of those warm, balmy evenings in Vietnam where he would operate on small animals. He was unusual in that he was an actual vet, not military.
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"For gods sake man! Don't you know we have more pressing matters to worry about? George Bush is trying to get back in through the vents again. Maybe your Tuesdays just left you."
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several towns away, and the blood fell from the skies for days. It couldn't be true, Santa had to be real, and Jonny was going to find him and prove to the world that
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away, no matter how many kitchen utensils you "accidentally" sink into his leg. The image was a constant, blinking away from the monitor.
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they started to use me as a model for some of the dungeon bosses. You know your life has hit a low when you playtest a game like WoW and fight a more handsome version of yourself"
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to run away with the possibilities of what could happen were we to return to those heady days. The love may have faded, but the passion and connection remained.
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horse with an ant. All in all, it was a pretty uneventful time.
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huge grin as the shovel spanked him. "Bloody dwarves." He thought. "Even they get more than I do."