Although not available yet in the U.S., I’ve
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Although not available yet in the U.S., I’ve been watching the new BBC series, Outcasts, which is currently airing in the UK.
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Outcasts is a show all about people who watch BBC series currently airing in the UK that are not available yet in the U.S. I lived a life of bitter irony to the bitter end.
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My only hope was to set up a shortwave radio so I could pick up on the chatter about Doctor Who and Torchwood. But life in the States was desolate, Brits were forced to
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fight each other to the death in the American Gladiator Arenas using English stereotypes as weapons. You haven't seen anything til you've seen a pot of tea and a crumpet shoved
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into orifices that you didn't know had peculiar English slang names, many lacking consonants. The gladiator fights degenerate into a slur of vowels and a lot of hot tea-flinging.
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The London crowd whooped and cheered as the tea-gladiators tried to gain an advantage, but the match turned out to be quite even. The tea ran out, and folks started heading home.
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And thus another British thing has zero appeal or testosterone. So I went to Brazil for
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a penile enhancement operation. I'd planned to "break in" my prosthesis on the beaches of Rio, but the plastic surgeon must have used silly putty because
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the moment i was about to get to second base with a hot brazilian chick, my new tool just plainly melted and dribbled down my left thigh. The hot sun and salty water had
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a strange effect on my cock.But the brazilian chick new a lot about american cocks."Meu pai tem uma granja"she said laughing.Something about her father owning a farm.I got c'lucky!
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- 2011-03-19 13:05:36
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- 2011-05-10 16:50:00
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