Finished Folds (201—220)
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6But he got a shot of corn mash like all the other geese. As he waddled back into the pasture he wondered if the bizarre day dream he'd just had wouldn't have offered a better fate.
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8to a long-winded power point presentation about the influence of unhealthy lifestyle choices on bowel, kidney & heart function.The last slide reads The End (your end). Death smiles
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1But was Prof made of the right metal for this? He tried to express his burning feelings but they were foiled by his tungsten tied sputtering. Was it all a filament oh his dim bulb?
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3I want' to make it clear, it wasn't just because the Rhino and I were horny, this was real soul wrecking leathery shanked, near sighted, short tempered two tonne love.
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4& cram it in the face of their neighbor when he was least expecting it. Cate & Ncool were partial to banana cream pies & bearded drinkers. They wished each victim a Merry Fistmas
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4did the one thing they wouldn't expect me to do. I ate it. Yes I did. I didn't spit in on them. I didn't finger paint with it. No, I ate it. The big creatures jaws dropped.
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4But peeing on the Schlitz beer would feel nostalgic recalling days of cheap beer & student dares.. Finally she settled with peeing in her pants which warmed things up considerably.
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5cically into the nostril of St.Molecule the Saint who'd seen an apparition of a prophet in a petri dish admonishing him that bacteria too were sacred & was now in his final fasting
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6dear cherried, err cherished fries slurp I mean friends, I'm so grrreeaatful Grrramph." Chicken Little disappeared, "Chomp." Porky was gone & Glump! He had the Turkey for Dessert.
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4Bobby Flay opted for an extra large fermented elephant pie with live dung beetles. "Are you getting this, Joe?" Joe nodded his gasmask. So Flay took a slice of the pungent mix
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4No, the secret to make quality pancakes is not to stir the batter until it is smooth. It should be a bit lumpy. Otherwise your proto-pankcake galaxy will not condense stars.
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4So long ago in fact that I forgot. A second is such a long time! Maybe I jotted it down on one of these bits of paper in my pocket. Ah, here: It says this pants inspected by #3245.
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6the heady days after the wall fell.He's Detlef,a collector of bricks from the grafitti-covered West Berlin side who sells them to the 1st American tourists.But then his neural feed
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6The ferret stoled Dolls interests were superficial.They wanted the life plastic to be "fantastic". Susie's mom had diamond earrings which the dolls stole. Meanwhile nude ferrets
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6male chicken, my rhymes the might falter but the story will quicken. Silly Sally and Chilly Billy were accused of manslaughter done involuntarily, for the blow to Sally's beau Joe
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10. Since the creature was beyond comprehension, Number One did a perfectly human thing: he pretended it wasn't there,enraging the morphed orb creature. So it became a dapper young
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3into my developing short story. It was on a napkin, used for *sniff* wiping some hamburger grease away. Mmmh. The blonde waitress in the greasy sppon spilled the coke on a patron
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2through my hairbrush at him. The yeti stooped to pick it up & then stood at the mirror grooming it's tousled fur. "Damn, the wild's have sure ravaged me good looks" it said. Huh?
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5Berverly resented Franks implication that her weight would tip the balance in their favor. She let go of Frank's torso. Let him try and pull the massive sea monster on the boat.
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2bucks in the goose he's no chicken his story a ruse put his head in a noose string him up beat him'til his golden gizzard is loose" said Chick Little,so they did & got a dead duck.