Finished Folds (181—200)
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5Terminal velocity. I fell at 180 mph.Fortunately I had an out of body experience just before impact & landed in a yogi meditating on the peak of Kangchenjunga while in the outhouse
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4the Clown could see the warning signs. He used his act under the Big Top to warn the public before it was too late. He wore oversized suits and orange makeup. What Creepy failed to
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3ltrecked across the Sinai to deliver presents to Tutankhamen & got lost in chambers of a pyramid.So Mrs.Santa spent Christmas with the Doppelganger Mr. Elf & got in the family way
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2The cool thing was my exterior looked completely realistic. I was literally just a suit! So really all I needed was to surround a host organism to be able to walk & talk
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4But they were speaking the Queen's English which in private was potty mouthed cockney slang. So when they proposed a Battlecruiser for a total loser if we withdrew our poop scoop
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7O what the Dickens, why not! Ms. Lafunda donated a kidney & Crachit performed the operation, but since he was nearsighted Ol' Scrooge got an extra pancreas & way too much insulin
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4a canine coiffeur named Ruff Wuff Cuts, settled in the barber chair & said "I'm tired of my Wanky Doodle Do. I want something crude & blue,a coiff for a butch mutt or warrior sioux
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7and extra whitening paste, flossed him, massaged his gums & gave him some mouthwash.Then she ravished him & took his soul to a dentist who used his trident to fill its cavities.
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6The voice sounded distinctively mothman like.I shivered in my silky PJs.Bombyx among us? The thought of our country's leadership spiraling into a burning flame galvanized me to act
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2Out of mind, out of mind.
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9Scruntchnugget, Jacob Nealy's pothead cat was central part of his plan to break out of the Big Bone Lick Correctional Facility. Scrunchnugget was supposed to hide in Santas
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6giving him a stalk flick, slapping his tentacles, & pointing at his proboscis. Tim gave the rude alien the "V" & a balled fist. The whole exchange caused an intergalactic incident
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6Pistol shrimp snapped to the tune & millions of shrill krill trilled his words in unison,"I'm just a sweet crustacean,from a transcontinental trench.." then a whale scooped 'em up.
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8He argued with another IT rogue whether it made sense to perform a backup of the world's destruction which became moot when God's blue screen appeared, separating waters from sky.
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2i imagine whispering is lower case because YELLING IS UPPERCASE! sorry did i startle you? where was i? oh, e.e.cummings. not the first to use lexigraphy to distract from bad poetry
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2Nope. Do you sometimes ask why can't people be less like things?
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7Back in college I started playing underwater hockey. Then when I was in Navy Seals I realized a team of dolphins could own the pool floor, so I quit the navy and
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4her friend was sitting next to her. She could see the terror in Roy's face as he recognized himself in the corpse/alien and clapped her hand over his mouth. The ground vibrated as
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2on the 2nd floor. Lady Aberlaine checked his ID. In the Land of Make Believe, King Friday & Queen Saturday were sovereigns, so Mr. Rogers cast a vote for you to be his neighbour.
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4fubar minion with sausage breath & have Skipidy Day Studder Syndrome." "What's that?"asked Filberto.I didn't like one bit the giddy look on Jerry's face. Jerry replied "No,you mean