Finished Folds (261—280)
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3he was from the future, where squirrel's nests where a means a communion with the Nut Lords. 'Not that old chestnut', I thought, while nodding to humor the old fart.
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3ly passed to the another world. A world where the dogs where the masters, and the humans where the pets. There were seeing eye humans, stray humans, circus humans and
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7Judge Judy Judy Judy, being a Judge, passed judgement. "Who could ask for a grander funeral pyre than a burning man? Not guilty on all counts!" she ruled. The Judge was no Drudge.
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4For the hired muscle, it was much reminiscent of... Ahh, but I shouldn't tarry with such triffles. Suffice to say,we vanquished the foe with much blugeoning & a thrust of my spear.
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1After hearing the Headpriest's speech,Phaeton was trussed up by the Minion as a sacrifice to Goth'Zul the Overdemon of Worlds,on this night of the Bloodmoon.Phaeton hadn't given up
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3feel really real, you know? I mean dystopia is our future, right? So it's about as realistic as you can get. Since the future is bleak, & bad things happen to good people, she was
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4pat down inspection.Since the TSA had been privatized, the CEO wanted the contract & we were in training. "Don't worry Bronsted, you have nothing to hide, do you?" he said patting
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3al sauce specials from Juans Godzilla Enchillada Stand, when the dug came charging up I tried lifting them out of his reach and my foot missed the curb, then
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3He just went with either "rorry raggy" or "rooby rack"? Since a giant talking cockroach was nolonger something to be scared of "Yikes" was nolonger an option.
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5Floopy was now drippy. The chaming snake salesmen wore chain mail to endure a self-inflicted scale flailing, for cheating the robot out of his oil and his slippery ruses uncoiled.
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5was there & he kept complaining that Cher held him back & that he'd have made it so big, Muscrat Love that I was just a hint of his bigness. Noone listened.. Lynch ordered an ear
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6loneliest years of our existence. We sat them out thinking dark angsty thoughts. The Thoughts begat Evil Presences which picked the locks. Out of solitary we busted, now in our 20s
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3paid for a wall around the Oort cloud to keep aliens out of the solar system. We all feel safe living in Trump's Bubble & apparently the Universe is happy with the arrangement too.
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4The galactic judges held up their cards: 5, 4, 3. I placed 4th in a contest with Azgoths of Kria, Capt. Jeltz of Vogon & the reconstituted Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex.
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4ing of the spell n o s t r i l m a d u s made him hypersensitive to smells. Would he sneeze his brains out? No! He plugged his nose & became a successful sleuth with no hound.
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4The cult leader expertly carved the roast beast & placed a steaming slice on a plate at the head of the table. Cindy Lou Who smelled the aroma & turned around forgetting vegan vows
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4Their furniture was freshly upholstered & the studs weren't just along the seams! They marched up the street in turtle sofa formation. Uncle Jules started his chain saw & charged
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5But I only needed one.I placed it in my mouth & lay down to sleep in a small wooden ship & floated downstream where Charon rejected it. I wander the banks of the Styx to this day.
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5sure they possess premonition, but it's alll just a trick of the fold, a 10 fold monte, a game of word switcheroo, a droning didgeridoo, a jabbering jujitsu,with no sneak preview.
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1with the old two stroke, as a signal. It growled like a great beast, even through the walls of the house. I slipped out back. Wanda signaled & I got on without looking back.