Finished Folds (281—300)
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1sity level in ability - pulling hankies out their sleeves level. Then Bobby turned in a Tentacool pokamon to summon Cthulhu. Even the Allied Axis sorcery was no match & the battle
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3not to stare lest they give him the willies.Buster had enough trouble with his unfeasibly large testicles.All he needed was a zombie penis! The little naked zombies got him to peek
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4And that's why he's on the sly. So..you better not sneeze,you better not fall,you better not crash,I'm telling you why,cause the grim reaper's standing nearby just waiting for you
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5No more Sunday Papers? In my mind's eye a heavy newspaper hit the front door & I ran down the stairs in PJs to be first to read the funnies.I subscribed & the newspaper boy beamed.
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4of a sonnet I'd sent the Duchess of Wigham prior to death.It was a nonsense word so I knew the Turtle of the Baskervilles whose plastron I now rested on was privy to her correspond
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3he finshed staring at her "hand". Potato Parisa was a deformed potato & calling the lumpy protrusion a hand was a reach,but when we asked her The Question, she pointed at Clarrisa
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5e work.Mr.Hackensmoot,a producer,was sure he could use it & asked the author to rewrite it as "The Elephant man & his Ear Fungus Lady",a musical with a Bride of Frankenstein angle
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3,started the Cult of Nonbelievers & broadcast a Teleaethist program, Stipe backed it with vocals. People where more than ready to lose their religion for money. Big Surprise there!
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1and Cyborgs fell, Nanos came and went, a silicon fin de sicle, and then the age of atomic AI broke. The planet just processed itself to bits as the core melted down,memories mixed
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5to insist all cabinet members join the Order of the Jedi and demonstrate their ability to wield "sables ligeros". El Presidente Marcos Hamill expected his rival Harrishijo Forde
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6ing statement about the need to fold in a rich texture of sound while bleeping out the juicy bits,but the ominous sound wiffled through the Wirlywood & woozled as it came.The fire
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2& ended up on the streets.John played a set of emptied tequila bottles & Carl covered "Welcome to Tijuana".Their sombrero contained 32 pesos after an hour. ¡Caramba Lollapaloocita!
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4" he implored. His mother was not a wee pop tart,easily cowtowed by her milktoast son,but when his telli-headed father stepped in & flashed the "Leggo my Eggo" Advert she relented.
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2swam backwards as I watched & dove, her legs scissoring above her.She bent her knee & straightened it.Another pair of legs appeared mimicking her movements.Huh? Where did the extra
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6Linus was a prepper. We always knew.That security blanket & with his bossy know-it-all sister going to the dogs, it was time to go into lockdown.But first he needed to kidnap Sally
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5wasn't eating his turnip stew really made her swear up the whole pantheon of kitchen & nursing gods to aid her to stuff his mewling mouth. She was the last to expect the gods to
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4The old bench had been used as ashtray & pitstop for pitbulls for years.What got me is the graffiti cut into it:All the people whose names appeared had died including Ted Ipswitch|
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3think your gonna eat some grass. Tell Bessie "Please make me eat grass!" "Mrphhmrph.." "Now spit it out! I wanna see some cud!" "Puutuuh ack." "Now I think Farmer Joe needs milking
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4Yes, I read a lot into her smirks,her laugh.I didn't listen to what she was saying.It was not of concern when I cast my vote."Off with her head" I snarked.I wanted the Terrors back
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3That's rare in a Queen Bee. Maybe the royal jelly had fermented again? Or perhaps she was admiring my bulging knees filled with pollen balls & found my rejoinder clever? "Honey,