Finished Folds (361—380)
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5Four years is the usual time for something to occur in these parts.There was no trace of the store previously occupying the space.The Chinese factory made plastic chickens
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2Since it was not shown they attended the festivities,there was no test & the line was shorter only in the vertical sense this meant these observations were of no significance at al
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5The starving beggar never forgot the face of the gent who gave him a bag of cold chicken McNuggets in his time of need. Later when he'd become a wealthy beggar
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7In Prof. Humita's mind. In reality, her student graduated with an MBA with a grudge against the Prof because her grade had prevented the student from becoming a veterinary dentist.
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4I died, as long as someone fed her. This is what the mass of electrodes emanating from her skullcap told me when I analysed her thoughts on my supercomputer.My cat doesn't love me!
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3I chewed at my dreadlocks between cases. The fermenting mass of detritus gave me sustenance and blackened my teeth. My wicked smile prevented dissent in my courtroom.
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4But now his trained thieving dog was in jail. The dishonest USC scout sent him a dogfood pot pie with a pair of lock picking tools in the crust.
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3Oops, I pressed the pound key. The autodestruct sequence on the atmosphere evacuating doomsday device began counting down: Five.
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4, this spawned the phenomenon of the Starbuck Recluse.These modern day hermits ordered their drink & inhabited the same corner of the store wearing headphones & playing on their
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2Polly knodded. She always nodded to Lyla's verbal diarrhea. It was a symptom of her addled mind,but she loved her Aunt dearly, dabbed the corners of her mouth & put her to bed.
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2Flufferns catsona was a cover for the real business dealing in catnip.She was a shrewd Siamese in a Calico world and made a killing,Her human slipped the catnip into sachet pillows
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2people to stay ahead of the zombies to avoid cerebral carnage as if we didn't know! The Running of the Zombies in Wichita was an annual event.A few Europeans always got munched on.
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4But I got kicked in front of an oncoming train.In my eighth life I became a mouse living in a drug cartels warehouse. I developed a serious cocaine addiction and screeched "¡Andale
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2Sitting down in front of a bar, he screwed the pipes he salvaged from the buildings demolished for the red line into a grand organ & played Tocata and Fugue in D minor by J.S.Bach.
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3the table and read to the Queen Mother from their favorite,"Tales of Sir Bussles: an Uncommon and Dashing Horsehound".It always began with "It was a dark & blustry night at Winsore
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2Now, I recon some of you paused at the word blasohemy: This deserves clarification. blaso is greek for "shame" and "hemy" is composed of "he" and *my". Therefore blaso-he-me means
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7A glass of water, not too cold, 3 Excedrin™ tablets, on a silver tablet. As the Grand Bazier swallowed each tablet with a gulp of water the Clock tower struck midnight & his Fairy
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3make up crazy rules whenever his eye lights flash or his head rotates 360 degrees. When Pikachu appears holding a Chicken McNugget you can get a free coupon at McD's This App was
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4and then...Tune in next time for another episode of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" the sauciest TV daytime drama in history, sponsored by Libby's Tomatoes, Canned Cannibalistic
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3It became a bootleg short film on the deepdarknet. Roger Ebert posted a review on zombiephaelia.org and doxed Gene Simmons. A horde of zombarazzi camped out near his