Finished Folds (381—400)
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3All manner of creature was in there with me. Some I recognized, Lions, Atats & tarrantulae & some were alien. Tentacled, crablike one a cloud of eyes. Escaping the invarrarium
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5out what was dangerous about the "rubbish" in her oversized bag. At the hospital the doctors told her to imagine her lost bag was filled with the most wonderful items. It contained
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2Captain Ahab envisioned a future after the collapse of transportation infrastructure where people navigated from place to place in airships looking like bloated white whales.
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12 boy thought "uhuh".. The cat thought, "If noone is feeding me I'll eat the fish" which it did. Now the top secret pendant the kids hid in the aquarium was in the fish in the cat,
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1associate holy water with my upbringing, so I sanctified the potatos. Soon they sprouted and the greening of Mars began anew and I led a slave uprising as the martian messias.
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8Between the blood smears I saw some words like "nincompoopetent" "wordtrasher" and "Foldflub". I wasn't gonna stand for it but meanwhile 5th folder was clicked off by 6th folder
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6suffocation. Turns out being wrapped in bubble wrap during air shipping prevented bruising. My corpse arrived in Graceland in good shape and the undertaker
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5But Tom's story isn't over just yet. At the community college he sharpened his computer skills and hacked his way into ACT's database. He set up a fake profile and applied to Yale
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4The Windy City's Gangster Museum was not very welcome but muscled its way into Little Italy. The door guards had tomtoms & the place was a front for a real gangster named Micky
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5Drunken Obsessive Disorder was a style of marching developed by the UC Santa Cruz Marching Band to protest against the establishment. The Drum Marching Academy wanted to squash Dod
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6The earring kept his crimpled upper limp from sagging. Picasso's owners Meg & Skeet also had lip rings & this made Picasso feel like he belonged to the pack. They caught the eye of
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2the time he put a pair of Aunt Gertys brazziers on ol'Bessy to keep her milk clean or when he tied knots in all Cousin Wilburs condoms to celebrate his marriage.Tom Foolery claimed
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3It was Malevtich's black square (see above), the ultimate deconstruction of art. He smoked his "This is not a pipe". Then Magritte, became his own silhouette in the sky.
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5his steps as he sized them up and hired only the non-flying pirates. He was afraid of mutiny and figured any pirate who could fly was unlikely to fear the gangplank.
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6stories about Canadian bacon. Her blog audience dwindled so she expanded her stories to include Squirrel wrapped in Canadian bacon on a stick. A Canadian butcher proposed to her.
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5One day a tough looking pooch trotted in the Bad Dog & ordered a bowl of tepid water with a shot of Wild Turkey - dogman brought the bowl & scented the Birddog from Alcatraz.
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7goose turds as a flock of inebriated geese passed overhead on their way back from the Beaujolais Festival. Pierre was first to discover the fantastic flavor when it landed in his
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3The Borges borg had Borges memory engrams & its novel "How to Be Happy While Starving" was facetious since borgs don't eat & the hyena had been stuffed & reanimated after the fatal
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3Frankie showed up early to case the handoff site.He wasn't going to be caught with a briefcase full of beans this time.He rented a room overlooking the back alley & drew the shades
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1Black as her soul. That's why she wrote murder mysteries, just like her idol Agatha. But her motivations were different. She did a lot of "research" for her novels. At the Brighton